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Nu Jerzey Twork defeats BC

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Recap: Bodybags are rare, but in this 1-rounder from Houston Bar Code Nu Jerzey Twork is able to score one. Nu Jerooz using some filthy wordplay, rambunctious gun bars and piercing punchlines/name flips to easily beat back a totally subpar with the punches, slip-up prone and eventually choking BC, who while handily getting beat, still managed to come up with the funniest line of the night with that “I’ve never lost a battle in Texas” finisher.

Verdict: Nu Jerzey Twork (W) 1-0

Favorite line: Nu Jerzey Twork – “They don’t even know you in New Orleans…but the mag on ya [Magnolia]!”

HA Double defeats BC

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Recap: HA Double uses repeated personals, swift punchlines, punishing poetic haymakers, exquisite (“When some [sun] hot flashes at this bitch, it ain’t menopause!”) wordplay and crazy bars to put a hurting on local rival BC in this one-rounder from New Orleans Battle League.

Verdict: HA Double (W) 1-0

Favorite line: HA Double – “They picked you money as the Walking Dead, but I’ll still Rob a Zombie”

O’fficial defeats BC

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Recap: Although he had a strong 3rd round, BC’s penchant for dishing better jokes than bars hurts him in the long run when faced against O’fficial’s fiery punchlines/personals, rigid gun bars and potent schemes/wordplay in the first two rounds.

Verdict: O’fficial (W) 2-1

Favorite line: O’fficial – “You and your whole family a bitch, even your seed’s soft, and acting like you down will you and your team tossed, no excuses, after this here, is a clean loss, that chopper will leave this bitch shirtless if I get T’d off!”