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Nu Jerzey Twork defeats Redd Handed

Recap: Suave (“I said I gave bitches nothing but dick…and brief time spent!”), witty at times, name-flip savvy, diligent with the heat and rambunctious with the punchlines/set-ups, Nu Jerzey Twork does enough to beat back a pretty solid, (“You season 5 of ‘Walking Dead’ ‘cuz you don’t really plan to leave VA!”) punch-heavy and fiery Redd Handed, who more than held his own in the face of Twork’s boisterous composition, but not quite enough in each round to avoid the 30.

Verdict: Nu Jerzey Twork (W) 3-0

Favorite line: Nu Jerzey Twork – “Mine might dump, it’ll lift Redd in the air like, ‘That’s my bike punk!'”