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Bill Collector defeats Rich E. Rich

Recap: Despite a solid showing from his (“I’m a wind up, waving, the sparks flying..blickity-bloppity-boo!”) flying, unorthodox opponent Rich E. Rich, Double Bar Bill (aka Bill Collector) uses random off-the-dome spiel’s, witty (“How ya name Rich E. Rich and you brokie broke!?”) one-liners and flexing performance bars to take this one-rounder from Gates of the Garden.

Verdict: Bill Collector (W) 1-0

Favorite line: Bill Collector – “When we first walk in here, they gonna clown, till the mask start dropping like the plane going down!”

Fettuccine 20 defeats Rich E. Rich

Recap: Somehow Nu Jerzey Twork steals the scene, apparently falling down during one of Rich E. Rich unorthodox raps and giving the crowd a more entertaining moment than any number of the battlers bars spat here. Still it counts, and with Fettuccine 20 spitting more heaters than his inconsistent opponent, despite the slip-up near the end, it’s a definitive win for Harlem going away.

Verdict: Fettuccine 20 (W) 1-0

Favorite line: Fettuccine 20 – “How the fuck we expect you to follow the code of the streets…you look like you wouldn’t make it out the streets of Dakota!”