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Mack Mel defeats Daewoo

Recap: A nice showing by Daewoo, who started off a little slow before turning (“You better have a Plan B ‘cuz I ain’t kidding!”) it up towards the middle of his round, still can’t push back the delicious gun (“Under ya chin [bloowww!], look like I’m opening up a pizza box”!) sounds and body-prepping skills of Mack Mel, who for all his ill sonic execution, still had the courtesy to call the funeral home at the end.

Verdict: Mack Mel (W) 1-0

Favorite line: Mack Mel – “I’ll pull a strap from under the arm like I’m done checking my blood count!”