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T-Rex defeats Artisan

Recap: Despite the fact that Kurt Cobain actually committed suicide (sorry Rex, but it wasn’t an O’D) T-Rex’s infinite gun bars and gritty (“If I decide to hit this dude, his chest will be fishnets and he’ll be insect food”) urban soirees are more than enough to overcome Artisan’s weak (“I could guarantee he fuck with that white girl, his nickname should be Barry Bonds”; “And now I’m at his neck, no hickey”) wordplay and elongated angles here in this battle from Ahat.

Verdict: T-Rex (W) 1-0

Favorite line: T-Rex – “Beef with my click we gonna meet with you tonight, these two-fifths I got they don’t equal to a pint!”