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WonDon defeats Nu Jerzey Twork

Recap: When he wasn’t dishing a plethora of filler and self-serving bars at spectators, speed rapper/lyricist WonDon uses a variety of nice (“You look like you eat ass on the down low, giving new meaning to the phrase brown nose!”) punches/name flips that landed hard as well as a couple of out-of-nowhere haymakers to beat a (“I make pussies bleed, you should keep a tampon witcha, you done hopped in this water, so when that landslide hit ya, you’ll be close to diving boards like Antoine Fisher!”) Nu Jerzey Twork whose round 3 choke served as the epitome of an off day.

Verdict: WonDon (W) 2-1

Favorite line: WonDon – “You know what hurts me?, the fact that I’ll be remembered for assassinating the captain of a twerk [Twork] team!”