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Rosenberg Raw defeats TG Patron

Recap: Despite a slip-up in round 3 and a too-short round 2, Rosenberg Raw’s repeated haymakers, off-the dome skills, variety and performance (“Nah fuck that! We all know that he not ready, I will automatic machine, Machine Gun Kelly!”) bars are enough to save him from defeat to the consistently just-average bars of TG Patron.

Verdict: Rosenberg Raw (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Rosenberg Raw – “Wack nigga, I ain’t gotta let the shotty blam, you weigh a buck fifty, you vulnerable to the bodyslam!”