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Tenchoo defeats Big Kannon

Recap: If going into a battle you know that you’re pretty much going to work to death one angle, then make sure they’re at least 90% good as Tenchoo does here, spazzing on Big Kannon with repeated fat (“I heard this cunt did a jumping jack once and his lung collapsed”) jokes that pretty much killed throughout this battle. In a match that also saw some dope (BK: “See, that Nutty Professor shit proves that he ain’t slick as he pretend, ‘cuz Sherman Klump is a pimp, remember he got Jada Pinkett at the end”) rebuttals from both dudes, it’s Tenchoo’s jocular resiliency (along with his delivery) that got him the first couple of rounds and the win.

Verdict: Tenchoo (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Tenchoo – “Every time this idiot cries, chicken grease drips from his eyes”