No Bias. No Narratives.
Recap: Grind Time/KOTD vet Madness takes it right to Don Marino with 3 rounds of witty personals, hard-hitting Mexican barbs and other consistently piercing punchlines to handily beat back a spicy at times, but overall unsteady effort from the Miami legend.
Verdict: Madness (W) 2-1
Favorite line: Madness – “For you, battling me is on the top of your bucket list, for me it’s…whatever the fuck this is!”
Recap: In this 2-round battle from KOTD, while Madness’ trailer park white boy-ism punches and jokes keep him in the game, it’s a rebuttal-lit, scheme/personal-heavy and punchline crazy Real Deal who takes both rounds for the win.
Verdict: Real Deal (W) 2-0
Favorite line: Real Deal – “You reppin’ Magic?, fuck that shit, I got the punch that ruptured Houdini spleen!”
Synopsis: Nice suit and a debatable first round, but a couple of slip-ups won’t give you a chance against the likes of Soul Khan.
Verdict: Soul Khan (W) 2-1
Favorite line: Soul Khan – “The only thing on your bucket list is original recipe”
Recap: Madness shows he can go toe-to-toe with Iron Solomon….for one around anyway, before Solomon bodies him in a heap of nice rebuttals, fresh (“Florida’s idea of lyricism is Trick Daddy!”) quoteables, funny personals and all-out haymakers.
Verdict: Iron Solomon (W) 2-1
Favorite line: Iron Solomon – “You ain’t white, you just caught too many nuts in your face”
