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Klutz defeats Cortez

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Recap: A URL app exclusive sees rising star Klutz leave a mark with the usually hard-to-impress NY crowd with a shitload of lofty name flips, gritty punchlines, fly anecdotes, hard-hitting similes and galvanizing wordplay that were even more impactful with its surreptitious lingo. Confident from the jump, but also helped a bit by a competitive and street-laced but slip-up friendly Cortez, it’s Klutz who edges both of the opening rounds for the win before a 3rd round debateable.

Verdict: Klutz (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Klutz – “Y’all street nigga’s remind me of children a lot, spend all that money on toys…to end up in a box!”

Chilla Jones defeats Klutz

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Recap: From URL, a highly personal, but classic and superbly put together and righteous/irony-filled 3rd (which for whatever reason gained a lot of controversy online) coupled with a 1st and 2nd rounds that were both slightly more condensed and heavy on fiery schemes, sizzling wordplay and a variety of stinging punchlines gives Chilla Jones the edge in all 3 rounds of this Born Legacy 13 matchup for the win over a mostly punch-heavy, performance-lit and multifaceted Klutz, who outside of a few dry spots here and there, still made his mark and kept it competitive.

Verdict: Chilla Jones (W) 3-0

Favorite line: Chilla Jones – “In this game I’m really the one playa, like story mode!”

JC defeats Klutz

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Recap: A dope 3-rounder from URL’s —series sees Crucible alum Klutz go toe-to-toe with the always formidable JC. The former combining a bunch of witty puns/personals, stinging punchlines/schemes, storied name flips that were often pretty metaphorical/gripping (esp. during an emotional round 3) and boastful darts to make sure his opp and the crowd remembered who he was. However, despite a strong showing from Klutz (which was enough to force a debatable round 2), one too many pedestrian bars from the newcomer and a slightly more condensed/efficient JC, who with his shitload of mayhem-lit punches, crazy set-ups, steely gun bars, potent wordplay and fiery odes to death and demise, manages to edge rounds 1 and 3 for the win.

Verdict: JC (W) 2-1

Favorite line: JC – “How everybody trying to act like Big Meech and his son can’t even play him right?!”

Klutz defeats Palmer Boi

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Recap: This 1-rounder from Deathwish Battle League sees Klutz take down a pretty gritty and witty at times punchfest from opponent Palmer Boi with a boatload of aggressive boasts, festive gun bars, some crazy name flips and double entendre’s as well as a host of twisted wordplay and slick punches that more than made their mark to gain the win.

Verdict: Klutz (W) 1-0

Favorite line: Klutz – “God pen, I never bit a flow, but I could probably walk on it!”

Klutz defeats S.P.A.D.E.

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Recap: From Body Bag Battle League, scoring with some ill wordplay throughout his 3 rounds that was especially nice when it came to potent set-ups, name flips, gritty punches and boastful barbs, a slightly more condensed and efficient Klutz does enough to edge each round for the win over a versatile and often punch-lit, but not as efficient overall S.P.A.D.E.

Verdict: Klutz (W) 3-0

Favorite line: Klutz – “I ain’t playing Spade, but it’s like you playing Spades it’s the perfect time to play a spade, you ain’t notice? everybody around got heart except you!”