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DNA defeats Deffinition

Recap: Rone clone Deffinition steady came with the jokes, some (“People keep caling him DNA, he’s not, this dyslexic cunt’s name is actually Dan!”) decent and some not-so-much. But other than that too many standard name flips and flat personals from the Brit failed in keeping up with DND’s punchline (“I been in this 3 times and I already killed 2 battles, I’m leaving this dude baffled, Morpheus hands because cuz I could let it peel with two capsules”) virtuosity, fierce name flips and admirable (“Got 3 K’s the best clan, then I’m coming for Def’s squad, Redman”) wordplay, despite some hiccup in his flow here and there.

Verdict: DNA (W) 2-1

Favorite line: DNA – “And it’s definite, you’re gonna leave red, deficit, Don’t flop and struggling with views, you part of the deficit”

Real Deal defeats Deffinition

Recap: Another competitive goodie here from Don’t Flop as Deffinition’s loud/raucous lines, teacher/life-as-a-Caucasion jokes and solid punches made their mark. But an ever-confident Real Deal, showing off some dope wordplay (esp. when it came to mixing local UK references), wicked personals and a flexing punch game throughout the battle, does enough to earn the 3-0.

Verdict: Real Deal (W) 3-0

Favorite line: Real Deal – “You let another man just hit you in the face?!, God you are such a bitch, if I punched your faggot ass right now…you’d probably rebuttal it!”