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Mackk Myron defeats Jeffrey

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Recap: On any other day Jeffrey’s witty (“I won’t diss your buzz tho, I mean I respect the dead!”) punches, consistent knee-slappers and vibrant (“My .45 hold 9, but the 7th in it [inning] will stretch you out like baseball!”) wordplay would’ve beat most rappers. But a robust, more versatile, gun-bar (“Nigga’s doing flips and shit as soon as I started clapping, I pull once then pull over like a Starter jacket!”) festive, name-flip heavy, metaphor-slinging and (“I’m the type to start a fight and steal everybody, you the type to lose your job and kill everybody!”) punchline-crazy Mackk Myron just wasn’t having any of it, putting in more than enough work, topped off by a sterling performance, to take all 3 rounds here and warrant finally getting out of the PGs.

Verdict: Mackk Myron (W) 3-0

Favorite line: Mackk Myron – “I hate honkey’s, I’ll bury [Barry] White, I’m talking real deep!”

Goodz defeats Jeffrey

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Recap: After barely battling the last couple of years, Goodz shows us once again that he’s firmly back on his grind with his 3rd battle of 2017 here against the generically designated Jeffrey, who while impressing with repeatedly witty (“I been doing numbers on people like Nazi brands!”) one-liners and some cool name flips, hurt himself with only a couple of haymakers for such a long turn. On the other hand Goodz, with some unapologetic vibes from his 2015 battle with Rone, spit a more condensed and altogether humorous round, spiced with lucid (“These [balls up fists] are A-1, for what’s at stake [steak], we could go Out Back!”) personals that overall was just enough to supply Mr. Half-A-Gallon a win.

Verdict: Goodz (W) 1-0

Favorite line: Goodz – “Put the money on the wood, we could see who the best team, but Jeff ain’t got the heart to play, I’m just trying to take Jeff Green!”

Jeffrey defeats Uno Lavoz

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Recap: When two of the wittiest battle rappers in the biz show up for match, one would expect a laughfest. Too bad, in this 3-round battle from KOTD, only Jeffrey showed up. Scoring at will with rapid (“I scooped his honey up like Winnie the Pooh!”) personals, a plethora of dick jokes and race quips, the plainest named rapper in the game easily beats back a mostly unprepared bag of pedestrian freestyles and wearisome raps from Uno Lavoz.

Verdict: Jeffrey (W) 3-0

Favorite line: Jeffrey – “Now the caption gonna say 48 hours notice when I’m spitting this online, ‘cuz I just delivered a box in two days like Amazon Prime!”