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JC defeats E. Farrell

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Recap: From iBattle, despite a 5-year hiatus away from the battle rap game, for 3 rounds here against JC E. Farrell shows that he hasn’t missed a beat what with his salacious combo of witty barbs and piercing punching that kept him competitive throughout the entire battle. But JC…well being JC, just prives to be a little too much in the end, the Michigan vet using a gang of slightly more efficient hardbody punches, dark/mayhem-drenched mosaics, ample name flips and gritty wordplay to edge the first couple of rounds for tne win before a 3rd round debatable.

Verdict: JC (W) 2-1

Favorite line: JC – “It get very real, I mean we in every field…toe-tagging, that mean we with it all sport, Bo Jackson!”

E. Farell defeats Real Deal

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Recap: One-round, social distance video bout between Real Deal and E. Farell from iBattleTV sees the more punch-heavy, wordplay-lit and consistently spicy Farrell get the win over a solid, but none-too-over-the-top showing from Deal. Let it be noted tho that this wasn’t a total loss for Real Deal what with his son kicking a gritty series of bars at the end to prove once again that the apple doesn’t fall too far from the tree.

Verdict: E. Farell (W) 1-0

Favorite line: E. Farell – “Talking how you rep your city, well I brought the pole in it, I gotta stick in the Pitt and it’s not deoderant!”

E. Farrell defeats Dre Dennis

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Recap: After splitting the first couple of rounds with the prolific Dre Dennis, a less reaching and more condensed E. Farrell lands enough punches to edge the 3rd and get in the win in this 3-round battle from TrayNY.

Verdict: E. Farrell (W) 2-1

Favorite line:  E. Farrell -“Fuck a classic, class is now in session, ‘cuz you like Tom Hanks in Forrest Gump…playing stupid while you acting like a veteran!”

B. Magic defeats E. Farrell

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Recap: It’s a literal punch-fest in this dope 3-round battle between (“The type to rock socks and sandals outside when the snow’s deep, that’s why you ducked me in Chicago, you really had cold feet!”) E. Farrell and the vet (“Never go personal, I just kill nigger’s, I’m a kill you and you die…we got a deal nigger!”) B. Magic. With both hitting their marks more often then not, it’s a slightly more consistently strong, less predictable and more flow-efficient B. Magic that ends up winning it by handily taking rounds 1 and 3.

Verdict:  B. Magic (W) 2-1

Favorite line: B. Magic – “Suicide, kill yourself, do or die, see these, a buck on the corner like the movie guy!”

E. Farrell and Dizaster [TIE]

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Recap: Pretty easy to guess that battling in Australia motivated Dizaster to do a Steve Irwin impression for a battle. Aod for the most part, it works, to hilarious effect in this 2-round battle versus E. Farrell. After getting upended by Farrell’s more buoyant (“I’m like an ice cream sandwich paper…that’s a cold rapper!”) punchlines and set-ups/schemes in the 1st round, Diz, with beer in hand, a wig plus hat and a beginner’s Aussie accent to boot is able to use some fire punches, personals and comic relief to take the 2nd round for a draw.

Verdict: TIE

Favorite line: Dizaster – “You look like Dennis the Menace grown up!”

E. Farrell defeats Bill Collector

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Recap: Bill Collector gets off to a superb start, using some nice (“We both play with the soda, [but] I use mine for pep see [Pepsi]? and make the coka colder [Coca-cola]”) wordplay, fresh schemes and rich (“Black Panther serious, let him know that I ain’t trying to play, so Bill tripping in half time, that goes beyond,  say! [Beyonce]!”) performance bars to edge round one against ever-entertaining (“The way that you collecting germs is a skill, you probably use pick-up lines like ‘Herpes and chill'”) UK emcee E Farrell. But despite delivering some shiners (“The judge think I’m old games, but it’s True Crimes”) here and there, a too short 2nd round and a 3rd round choke eventually do in Bill, while leaving Farrell more consistent personals (“…well, yunno the slogan Billy, you can’t copy neglect!”) that hit, jocular self-deprecating bars and witty punchlines with enough punch for the win.

Verdict: E. Farrell (W) 2-1

Favorite line: E. Farrell – “Bad bars, that’s fire trash like the rubbish was lit, colostomy bag, i’m the type to dump from the hip!”

E. Farrell defeats Bangz

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Recap: What better way for two battle rap heads to settle residual beef than to actually battle each other? And as proven here, that could be a pretty good thing for the audience too as E. Farrell and (“We keep rounds in the cases like record shops!”) Bangz keep the crowd entertained with plenty of witty bars, rich performance lines, ill personals and some nice wordplay throughout this 3-round match. However, after edging the first round with some more eccentric (“I’m gonna leave ya shit pushed back, cuz I got nothing better to do…procrastinating!”) punches, then taking a step back with a somewhat flat second, it’s Farrell who survives this one on top with an altogether hilarious, mocking, gimmick-induced 3rd that even his opponent could appreciate, much less comicly participate in.

Verdict: E. Farrell (W) 2-1

Favorite line: E. Farrell – “Fuck the quotes you done wrote about the cola, diet coke and menthos the only way your pack will blow up with the soda!”