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Shotgun Suge defeats D Flamez

Recap: Slightly more condensed with less filler, Shotgun Suge’s raucous punchlines, fiery name flips and righteous mayhem are enough to beat back a solid, but hit-n-miss turn by D Flamez in thsi 1-rounder from Bullpen Battle League.

Verdict: Shotgun Suge (W) 1-0

Favorite line: Shotgun Suge – “So let’s settle it, he irrelevant, you only tough behond your lines…Zeke Elliott!”

D. Flamez defeats Cortez

Recap: Vocal projection on full tilt, but with a bunch of raucous punchlines, some fire-set-ups/gun bars and acute personals/schemes to match, a competitive and consistently spicy D. Flamez edges the deciding 3rd round for the win in this Bullpen Battle League matchup over a witty, boastful and mostly punch-heavy Cortez, after the two split the first couple of rounds.

Verdict: D. Flamez (W) 2-1

Favorite line: D. Flamez – “You got that look like you trip to get the ass!”

Nunn Nunn defeats D. Flamez

Recap: Nunn Nunn edges round 1 here against the ever intense and aggressive D Flamez with more versatility in the bars as well as better creativity with his (“Style on me, if I believe he flex, I’m at his babymom crib, big-ass Tek, Dave Mirra shit, get you b m x, or your cracked head [crackhead] turn to God…DMX!”) haymakers, before dominating round two with outrageous wordplay and schemes that had the crowd shook. Flamez, displaying some nice resiliency, comes back with an (“His main bitch keep the rock hard just like the caine jumping, anytime I battle I bring fire to the ring, like when Kane coming!”) effervescent round 3 to avoid a 3-0 in this Proving Grounds matchup from URL.

Verdict: Nunn Nunn (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Nunn Nunn – “If ya bitch say she faithful, that slut’s a liar, she ain’t shit without the John, I call her Syah!”

Young X defeats D. Flamez

Recap: As loud and aggressive as D Flamez spits throughout this battle with Young X, for the most part his lyrical acumen just couldn’t keep up and it showed regardless of whether it was a first round choke or too many subpar lines like “If this clip bang, you gonna get your shit stained, like you’re supposed to be in drawers”. On the other hand, whether it was dispensing that real (“What you know about your own mama telling ya ‘Boy ya hot as shit’, what you know about telling ya own mama, ‘Girl, I got this shit’!”) hustler shit or dishing (“You wanna win tonight, I can’t let ya, too many of my peeps in here, even tho you had that shit on last Saturday, that’s your weekend gear!”) funny personals or styling on his opponent with rich (“And don’t you dare to to do that fall back shit, trust me when the bullets hit you…then you could do [falls back while waving arms] all that shit!”) performance bars, for Young X it was just another day at the office.

Verdict: Young X (W) 3-0

Favorite line: Young X –  “Talking ’bout I ain’t got shit, dog if I ain’t got nuthin’ I got a gun for you, and if the bullets could talk, my shits would say ‘we coming too!'”

Young Kannon defeats D. Flamez

Synopsis: Battle of the aggressive YN’s was definitely competitive throughout, but YK took it a notch in round 3, getting more versatile with the (“Better have your cousin in the Will [wheel] that’s Hillary Banks, ‘cuz you die in this ring, that’s Hillary Swank!”) wordplay, bars, performance and schemes to take the win.

Verdict: Young Kannon (W) 2-1

Favorite line: D. Flamez – “That bitch remind me of Daylight Savings Time, an hour a head [ahead]”

Ave defeats D. Flamez

Recap: Not much in the way of competition here as Ave. uses some cold punches, filthy schemes and steely braggadocio bars to easily beat an up-n-down, mostly average D. Flamez.

Verdict: Ave. (W) 3-0

Favorite line: Ave. – “You see, he fooling y’all, but let him try me, I’m a bomb twice, that’s gonna put a couple in his frame like a prom night!”