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Ty Law defeats Dallas

Recap: Midwest battle rapper Dallas spits an aggressive and (“He acts like a bitch to get attention, you’re TYler Perry!”) fierce 1st round, but goes off the bender right around the “Tywanna Man” mark with inconsistent wordplay and corny nerd semantics. Meanwhile, Ty Law only gets better as the battle proceeds and uses some wicked (“This geek rides solo, he don’t get no hoes, only bitch on Dallas…Romo!”) personals along with dope name flips to bounce back for the win.

Verdict: Ty Law (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Ty Law – “And yeah he moving white, [but] he ain’t start pitching, he moving white because he off rhythm!”