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Cocky and The Deadman (Debatable)

Synopsis: Seems like Cocky only took this battle to get some shit off his chest concerning Fox…and that he did. Meanwhile, The Deadman, while funny (“Nigga you wouldn’t be top tier (tear) if you were the first tat on Lil Waynes face”) throughout didn’t quite do enough to warrant a win over Cocky’s potent punchlines. Give it a tie tho based on Cocky’s second round choke.

Verdict: TIE

Favorite line: Cocky – “Keep it real Deadman you don’t want no problems tonight, cuz I’ll pull it out and have all the fans leaving like it’s the bottom of the 9th”

Daylyt defeats Cocky

Synopsis: Guess this battle didn’t come with a time limit as Daylyt rhymes for like 5 minutes while Cocky, seemingly with somewhere to get to in a hurry, goes for only a couple. And while Cocky had some hilarious (“Nigga you couldn’t hang with me if we got lynched together”) bars, his round, tho short, would’ve needed to be more condensed with straight heat after heat in order to give him the win here over a more creative (“That bitch drier [dryer] than the side of a washer machine”) and clearly verbose Daylyt on this one.

Verdict: Daylyt (W) 1-0

Favorite line: Daylyt – “Dip and see more niggas behind you then a Johnny Cage kick”

Cocky defeats Nuborn

Synopsis: Cocky must’ve realized right away that his easy, laidback style and reserved wordplay wouldn’t work in front of a New York crowd that prefers aggressive bars and loud gun talk, because I don’t think he’s been back on URL since this appearance. Still, a win nonetheless for the Fresh coast as Nuburn’s bars couldn’t keep up with the Food Chain (RIP Tall T) leader’s rapid punchlines.

Verdict: Cocky (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Cocky – “I’ll put 2 in this man, and make RIP shirts for all 2 of his fans”

Cocky defeats Heartless

Recap: When it comes to syrupy punchlines, it doesn’t get much better than this as Cocky and Heartless go at it for 3 rounds with frequent set-ups that combined with often wicked, but also witty puns, similes and metaphors, made for one of the best punch-fest’s you’ll ever witness. And while the two Cali spitters also added a bunch of dope personals, daunting street missives and rigid name flips to the bout and kept it entertaining and close throughout with a frequent amount of haymakers on each side, it’s a slightly more consistently biting Cocky who edges the first couple of rounds for the win before Heartless reversed things and edged the 3rd.

Verdict: Cocky (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Cocky – “Fuck a bank, I get longtime money, it’s all fun and games till his guts and his brains hanging out like longtime buddies!”