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Goddie Lumenati

Swamp defeats Goddie Lumenati

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Recap: Gritty and a little unorthodox with the ability to kick a lot of wily street missives, Goddie Lumenati can be problematic for almost anyone, especially if you’ve been battling so much as Swamp has of late. But helped in this Takeoff Battle League 1-rounder by Goddie’s frequent slip-ups towards the end of his turn, a pretty flagrant with the personals and slightly punch-heavier Swamp gets the win.

Verdict: Swamp (W) 1-0

Favorite line: Swamp – “Facebook gangster, you better go to any nigga page but Shaun Paige!”

Goddie Lumenati and Th3 Saga [DEBATABLE]

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Recap: Dipped in anti-Christian themes, boastful stunting and a bunch of unorthodox (“I’m on an island all by myself, I’m a castaway!”) punches that still for the most part landed, a more condensed Goddie Lumenati manages to force a draw with Th3 Saga who despite a punch-heavy, name flip-lit and versatile showing, hurt himself a bit with a couple of hiccups and an elongated/redundant turn in this 1-rounder from Takeoff Battle League.

Verdict: Debatable

Favorite line: Th3 Saga – “You lame homie, and I could tell your persona seem fake, so act up and this could get out of hand Trey [.3] like a Halloween prank!”

Goddie Lumenati defeats Craig Lamar

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Recap: Both Craig Lamar and Goddie Lumenati work hard to spare no one when it comes to dishing the mayhem in this 1-round battle from Gates of the Garden. But the more savagely bent on destruction Lumenati, visceral with the heat, lit with the set-ups and consistently spicy with the punchlines gets the edge here.

Verdict: Goddie Lumenati (W) 1-0

Favorite line: Goddie Lumenati – “Dog slacking and it’s a Passion of Christ if they God acting!”

G Lowe defeats Goddie Lumenati

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Recap: Goddie Lumenati’s derisive punchlines and scathing name flips make for some delicious haymakers here and there in this 1-round battle from GOTG against G Lowe. But one too many pedestrian bars from Goddie, plus a more consistent, punch-heavy, witty, name flip spicy, gun line spazzing and off-the-dome-nice-with-his G Lowe gives Mr. Gun Barz n Glasses the win.

Verdict: G Lowe (W) 1-0

Favorite line: G Lowe – “Snitch nigga, what the fuck is dirt to a ditch digger!”

Chef Trez defeats Goddie Lumenati

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Recap: Salacious, hardbody guns bars rain down aplenty in this solid, 1-round battle between Chef Trez and Goddie Lumenati. But a more consistently potent Trez, mixing in some fiery schemes, stinging name flips and righteous braggadocio/struggle bars throughout his gun-centric turn, ends up taking this one.

Verdict: Chef Trez (W) 1-0

Favorite line: Chef Trez – “Nigga said, don’t step in my lane, you’ll hear a loud blast, I’ll let a round skip through your lane…that’s a bounce pass!”

Goddie Lumenati defeats Nu Jerzey Twork

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Recap: For two minutes anyway, Nu Jerzey Twork does his thing, using some bombastic name flips and hometown bars to make you feel he came prepared to win…well, that was for two minutes anyway, until Towrk suddenly cut his round short. Because that’s what you do in a 1-rounder when you’re not prepared and can’t remember your bars. Thankfully, for the crowd and us battle rap feens anyway, Goddie Lumenati did come prepared. And while not kicking the dopest shit you’ve ever heard in your life, still scored consistently with fierce gun bars, stinging wordplay/metaphors and enough electric punchlines to take this one.

Verdict: Goddie Lumenati (W) 1-0

Favorite line: Goddie Lumenati – “Even when he hot, it’s hole’s in his rounds…Krispy Kreme!”