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O’fficial defeats Eliza Versa

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Recap: From Big Tex Battle League, a spirited, aggressive and competitive 3-rounder between O’fficial and Eliza Versa features plenty of fiery gun bars, solid name flips, fierce schemes, stinging/witty personals and gritty punchlines. But while the battle stayed close throughout, it’s the slightly more condensed, less flow-challenged and haymaker-lit O’fficial who edges rounds 1 (call round 2 debatable) and 3 for the win.

Verdict: O’fficial (W) 2-1

Favorite line: O’fficial – “Head shot, I didn’t wanna do it, I’m on a guilt trip, walking around with the titties out, I had a nip slip!”

First Lady Flamez defeats Eliza Versa

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Recap: Funny how Gwitty be telling the crowd to quiet down during battles when he’s the one interrupting the battlers the most. Anyway, a close, competitive and fire 3-rounder from SheGoHard between an aggressive, mayhem-lit and excessive gun bar-slinging Eliza Versa and a fierce name-flip kicking, gritty punching, lyrically brash and heat holding First Lady Flamez comes down to the more condensed, versatile (including that dope Denzel Washington movie scheme) and slightly more haymaker efficient Flamez edging rounds 1 (call round 2 debatable) and 3 for the win.

Verdict: First Lady Flamez (W) 2-1

Favorite line: First Lady Flamez – “But they said E’s one of y’all best, ain’t really been faced with death, but she could still go far, but I think forward, rigormortis…yeah she’ll go [makes choke sign] hard!”

Eliza Versa defeats Aeon

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Recap: From She Goes Hard, a fire 1-rounder between Aeon and Eliza Versa stayed heated with plenty of brash talk, bumps and gritty punchlines. Aeon with her slick rhymes, stinging gun bars, hard street raps and hard-hitting punches kept it G all the way through. But after a bit of a slow start, it’s Versa who takes this one in the end. The Texas battle vet taking it to her opponent with a plethora of witty personals, fiendish name flips, wily punches that mostly landed, racy sex talk, dope build-ups/schemes and sizzling wordplay/similes to score more haymakers and earn the win.

Verdict: Eliza Versa (W) 1-0

Favorite line: Eliza Versa – “Hey Chi-Raq, is this y’all rose that grew up out the concrete?, all in the face, coming at me about how godo she sucj dick, hey E on that note, your fans is sad G, ‘cuz i know Chicago Bulls is tired of Derrick Rose having bad knees!”