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Big Kannon defeats Chedda Cheese

Recap: While there were plenty of nice bars in this battle, neither Big Kannon or Chedda Cheese registered much on the haymaker scale. That said, while Chedda came with a better performance and may’ve landed more punches (landing hard with a nice rebuttal in the middle of the 2nd round too), his bars were too-often cartoonish, he may’ve bit a bar from Rone and his lines were a bit dated. All the while Kannon’s wordplay (“If you say Cheese, usually a Kannon’s [Canon] seen flashing after that”), schemes and veracity stayed consistent throughout to edge him the first two rounds.

Verdict: Big Kannon (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Big Kannon – “Your punches, are the gayest fool, why? cuz’ they dated dude”

Chedda Cheese defeats Charron

Recap: Judges were pretty on point with this one as despite a dope effort from the always resilient and witty Charron, Chedda Cheese’s piercing multi-syllables, fiery personals, self-deprecating nerd narratives and stinging punchlines did just enough to edge both of the opening rounds for the win before a more consistently spicy Charron took the 3rd to avoid the shutout.

Verdict: Chedda Cheese (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Chedda Cheese – “Don’t even bother trying to conjure up some intellect, you’re an adult who pretends to be a child…like your father on the internet!”