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Bill Collector defeats Genocide

Recap: Steady with the fierce punchlines and potent (“Hit him with the shotty, blank email, you getting sent without a body!”) gun bars, Genocide is nice with his throughout this one-round battle with Bill Collector. However, the always animated Double Bar Bill is not only able to dish his own assortment of killjoy punches and rich gun lines, but a nice mix of hitting (“You smell like you drank all the water from out the cabin!”) personals too, thus edging this one in the end.

Verdict: Bill Collector (W) 1-0

Favorite line: Bill Collector – “You stutter to the pigs, I diddida diddida…that’s all folks!

Genocide defeats Big T


 
Recap: In this one-round matchup from Body Bag Battle League, steady up-n-comer Genocide uses a plethora of raucous heaters, bully (“Bitch I want the money, I’m sack-chasing, gat-flaming, hospital gown…I’m back out with the strap hanging!”) bars and fiery (“I’ll have that .45 bustin in her mouth like a sugar daddy!”) punchlines to pull off an upset over Big T, who started off (“Ain’t you from the South, but you got a East coast flow when you actually spit it, so your fake ass took your whole flavor [Flava] from New York, now that’s Deelishis [delicious]!” nice, but lost his momentum and any chance of winning with a couple of slip-ups and what were mostly standard lines in the second half of his round.

Verdict: Genocide (W) 1-0

Favorite line: Genocide – “Your mother bout as dumb as a spoon and I can’t stand her, I told that bitch to suck my dick or she’ll catch cancer, she got scared, the bitch got to sucking I face planted her, gave her all the energy out my balls…I Space Jammed her!”

Charron defeats Genocide

Recap: Not impressed by opponent Genocide’s frequent usage of bully bars, Charron uses some sizzling name flips and piercing punchlines to get the win in this semi-final matchup from KOTD’s 2-round Proud2BEhBattleMC’9 tournament.

Verdict: Charron (W) 2-0

Favorite line: Charron – “Fuck Adolf Hitler and fuck any Genocide!”