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Recap: Krucial Ken may want to stay away from the rebuttals, but other than that he does fine here, mixing graphic personals, bully bars and rampant gun bars to ill effect, all the while stunting on a mostly pedestrian D Tay in this one-round battle from iBattleWorldWide.
Verdict: Krucial Ken (W) 1-0
Favorite line: Krucial Ken – “If he see stacks, I’ll snatch the paper right off this pussy, that’s a bikini wax!”
Recap: This 1-rounder from DfwBattleLeague sees Krucial Ken use fire punchlines, a few fiery personals and frequent gun-speak to out-punch a competitive, but too hot-n-cold Prestige.
Verdict: Krucial Ken (W) 1-0
Favorite line: Krucial Ken – “These bitches get to popping out of nowhere…fake friend request!”
Recap: The normally gun bar dishing and mayhem-induced Krucial Ken veers left with a more personal stunting and punchline waving turn that makes for a solid overall, but hot-n-cold showing here. Thus, leaving a rapidly punching, wordplay-heavy and more consistent Johnny Parelli with the win in this 1-round battle from Matrix Rap Battle League.
Verdict: Johnny Parelli (W) 1-0
Favorite line: Johnny Parelli – “When I ignite, I’m smoking KK, that’s Khalifa Kush!”
Recap: After a debatable first round, a high-energy and confident Krucial Ken steps it up on the gritty punchlines, lucid gun bars and fire wordplay to take the last two rounds and out duel an overall solid, but too-oft-porous Diesel in this punch-heavy West-coast PG battle.
Verdict: Krucial Ken (W) 2-1
Favorite line: Krucial Ken – “I’m a smoke Diesel and get on Smack, he a gateway drug!”
Recap: In this West-coast PG battle, Skates and Krucial Ken chop it up with the usual assortment of electric gun bars, stinging personals, fierce punchlines and righteous bully bars with a nicer and more condensed Ken taking the 1st before a fiery, set-up rich Skates ties it up in the 2nd with the most hard-hitting round of the match. 3rd and deciding round is close, but a slightly more consistent and versatile Skates edges it to take the win.
Verdict: Skates (W) 2-1
Favorite line: Skates – “Well, I know you nigga’s wondering what’s next, well a-ight cool, I’ll take his bitch up on the roof because I’m a sheist dude, while she hanging off the ledge, step on her hands with my Nike shoes…then watch her let herself go like a bad bitch after high school!”
Recap: After using a barrage of graphic punchlines, heated (Krucial Ken: “How sharp is your shooting bitch?, ‘cuz mine’s razor, Detroit ain’t seen a point this great since Isiah!”) guns bars and pointed wordplay/schemes to split the 1st round, Dyce Rolla and Krucial Ken do the same with the latter two rounds. First, Ken gets amped with rapid-fire punches that led to a handful of haymakers to take the 2nd round, before Dyce edges the 3rd by mimicking his opponent with a nice freestyle game, a feelgood rebuttal and a more witty, condensed turn.
Verdict: TIE
Favorite line: Dyce Rolla – “Pistol to his head while he trying to stuff himself, put the biscuit in his hand, when the cops find him, they don’t know if it was suicide or he choked to death!”
Recap: In this 3-round battle from Crown of Tha South Battle League, a punch-heavy Kush Cloud and a mayhem-driven Krucial Ken split the first round, before Ken spout’s more rapid (“If any nigga from your clique defend you, I’ll throw flame, I got that ‘ol flame like me and my ex-bitch rekindled!”) heat in the 2nd to back a nice and competitive, but slip-up stained Kush in the 2nd to take the lead. However, despite another slight hiccup, the still punchline swinging Kush dishes just enough nifty haymakers to out-rap what was a mostly pedestrian turn from his opponent, thus making this one a draw in the end.
Verdict: TIE
Favorite line: Kush Cloud – “Why use aggression to kill, when my character’s only charismatic [carry these matic’s]!”
Recap: Here against Krucial Ken, a gang of mean punchlines and fierce schemes earns Lotta Zay a split going into the 3rd round. But the usually gun and mayhem-slinging Ken, surprisingly switches it up a bit in the deciding 3rd, adding a fleet of stinging personals and wit to his repertoire to edge a competitive round and earn the win.
Verdict: Krucial Ken (W) 2-1
Favorite line: Krucial Ken – “You feel disrespected or something?, you looking strong in the face, I’m all in your bitch mouth, that’s a tribal piercing, I’m putting bone in your face!”
Recap: Using some flippant wordplay, heated punchlines/braggadocio lines, gritty street darts and some spiffy gun bars, a righteous Krucial Ken makes quick and easy work a pretty basic Urban the Element.
Verdict: Krucial Ken (W) 3-0
Favorite line: Krucial Ken – “Your career full of shortcomings [cum-ings]…like midget porn!
Recap: In a battle that went on way too long, by the time Super Black shows up in the 3rd round (after a very pedestrian and long-winded 1st and 2nd) it’s way too late as Krucial Ken’s race-baiting lines, righteous name flips, aggressive punchlines and spirited gun bars all prove to be too much for an opponent who waited too late to make things competitive.
Verdict: Krucial Ken (W) 3-0
Favorite line: Krucial Ken – “Tell ya bitch, I’ll power too [power her too], I’ll power tool nigga, dis Black and Deck her, ‘cuz one shot from this will floor him and drop his botch, it’ll hit Black and Deck her!”
