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Th3 Saga defeats Stampede

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Recap: Th3 Saga takes a break from belittling newcomers on Gates of the Garden for a much more competitive 1-rounder on Step Your Ink Game Up. And despite opponent Stampede going off with some rich combos of wit/mocking personals/hardbody punchlines, it’s the more flexing with the personals, gun bar-lit, 4-bar setup scoring and punchline-savvy Saga who dials up more haymakers to gain the win.

Verdict: Th3 Saga (W) 1-0

Favorite line: Th3 Saga – “You probably got a cold round, but this cleaner like a Playstation…which literally goes to show this is game-changing!”

Real Sikh defeats Stampede

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Recap: A gang of piercing punchlines, some rigid name flips, a slew of witty barbs and a boatload of fierce schemes/personals allows Real Sikh to overcome the comedic and oft-disrespectful stylings of AHAT’s Stampede and score a 30 in this mostly one-sided battle from UDubb.

Verdict: Reak Sikh (W) 3-0

Favorite line: Real Sikh – “I’ll shoot ya bitch in the hip, have her walking like she can’t dance, this ratchet will leave a mark on her lower back of her tramp stamp!”

Stampede defeats Diesel

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Recap: What Stampede may lack in bar efficiency, he sure does his to make up for it with performance, wit and some fiery schemes. And here, for two rounds anyway, against a slip-up prone and choking Diesel, a consistently flowing and confident Stampede gets a win that he probably wouldn’t have gotten had his opponent not had a case of fumble-itis.

Verdict: Stampede (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Stampede – “This .4, toe tag, shots will make metal’s split, you gonna have me grab that cannon [Canon], and flash on a couple, like I’m trying to take a wedding pic!”