No Bias. No Narratives.
Recap: Billy Bars actually spits a pretty (“I’ll let a Furious 7 hit you after 6, that’s Fast 5!”) decent 2nd round, but it’s still not enough to survive Prep’s more flexing wordplay, sparky rebuttals and witty freestyles.
Verdict: Prep (W) 2-1
Favorite line: Prep – “There’s only one thing you feel from seeing Bill…bored, why advertise him?!”
Recap: In what one could guess is one of the lamest angles ever attempted in battle rap history, Billy Bars decided that it would be ‘bright’ to build his round around Chess’ moniker with literal (“…and we’re running late to the next class”) schoolyard rhymes that were elementary at best, that he somehow thought were hype and had to leave your head shaking on how he got this battle in the first place. And yeah, he used ‘Leave it to Beaver’ in a bar…ummm yeah, this was just bad. Or better yet, only watch it for Chess’ steely (“My machete turns 6-feet nigga’s to 4’4″!”) urban dynamics–thank goodness he went first.
Verdict: Chess (W) 1-0
Favorite line: Chess – “I’m a send your silly ass down Gwitty path…Paper trail!”
Recap: ‘I could never lose a battle to someone who looks like a puppet’. Whatever Billy Bars has in energy, he severely lacks in wordplay, much less quality bars. In other words, an easy win for D.O.T., who besides a spitfire (“Catch me on ‘1st 48 like ‘Who talked?!'”) 3rd round, really didn’t have to do much to take this one in the end.
Verdict: D.O.T. (W) 3-0
Favorite line: D.O.T. -“You think this crowd care if you Unbias?, I could get you shit by an Angry Fan!”
