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Skates defeats Bars the Animal

Recap: A ‘Napolean Dynamite’ reference highlights a versatile performance here by Skates, who versus a solid and (“The .4 will straighten him up, y’all better get Skates in line!”) gun-centric Bars the Animal, uses a plethora of bully bars, lofty (“When this .22 feel like a .9, what’s wind chill factor?”) gun lines, fire set-ups, fiery punchlines and even some rare wit to outshine his opponent for 3 rounds and take what, despite the final score, was still a pretty competitive battle.

Verdict: Skates (W) 3-0

Favorite line: Skates – “It don’t matter of it’s 30 years later, you’ll still get got nigga, ‘cuz I’ll give my own son the contract, I’m Doc Rivers!”

Bill Collector and Bars The Animal [DEBATABLE]

Recap: From Body Bag Battle League, a competitive 3-rounder here leads to a draw as a slightly more condensed Bill Collector’s action-laced punches and witty idioms/darts edges him round 2 (after he lost round 1) and earns him in a tie in the deciding 3rd against an often punch-heavy and lit with the gun bars/similes Bars The Animal in what altogether was a goodie.

Verdict: Tie

Favorite line: Bars The Animal – “Big Smif, tipping the stripper, Bill under the strap!”