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E-Hart defeats Flyking

Recap: Hey, it’s 2018, so I guess it was only a matter of time before gay dudes started battle rapping, especially what with the female battle rap side being dominated by so many lesbians for so long. That said, take away the annoying voice and Flyking wasn’t half bad, using repeated personals/pontifications, style (“They thinking ‘cuz I’m gay I can’t withstand a Bronx gangsta, but there’s faggots and fruits standing in front of every Bronx bodega!”) bars and name flips to score here and there, before getting stale with too much usage of the same themes. Still, on experience alone, one had to think that there was no way E-Hart was losing this battle and you’d be right. Casually riffing with sheer (“You look like your mom’s nicknamed you ‘Buttercup’!”) wit, nifty personals, sizzling wordplay and fiery bars, Hart was so nice in the first couple of rounds, that one can almost forgive her for pretty much taking the last round off and not getting the 30.

Verdict: E-Hart (W) 2-1

Favorite line: E-Hart – “He don’t know if he wanna be King or marry one, he don’t know if he wanna suck dick or helium!”