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Benji Lolo defeats Reepah Rell

Recap: 1-rounder from Colosseum Battle League spotlights two dudes whose battle rap careers have been going in vastly different directions of late (the usually reliable Reepah Rell notably coming off some recent flat performances while gaining more fame online for his actions outside the stage, while the underrated Benji Lolo’s newfound performance stunts have lifted up his status and had him going viral) as Lolo’s witty/stinging punches, fiery schemes, mocking personals and wicked performance bars (capped by a fire Sub Zero, ‘teleport’ scene) lines him up for a bodybag after Rell chokes a couple of minutes into his round before choking again when given a 2nd chance to finish his turn minutes later.

Verdict: Benji Lolo (W) 1-0

Favorite line: Benji Lolo – “Nigga, don’t you sell cookies?, and they not even edible so technically you a Girl Scout!”

Danny Myers defeats Reepah Rell

Recap: Dishing some fiery death-related lyrics in lieu of his opponent’s rap name, but also spouting plenty of unbridled mayhem and piercing punchlines/name flips, Danny Myers flexes with enough consistent heat and take the opening (tho he was helped a bit by a huge Reepah Rell slip-up in round 1) rounds and beat a solid overall, but also a bit elongated Rell in the opening round of this Ultimate Madness 2 tournament.

Verdict: Danny Myers (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Danny Myers – “I’m on Long Island, where Reepah at?, I said I’d keep the beef intact, I let it sing, everybody from ya set die, and I can find Glee in that!”

P.EZ defeats Reepah Rell

Recap: On optics alone, you could tell P.EZ wanted this 1-rounder versus Reepah Rell more than his opponent. The We Go Hard mainstay rapping twice as long as his opponent with a gang of gritty punchlines, righteous heat, mocking personals and of course, a few shots at Reepah’s boy Gwitty, standing in back of him. On the other hand, little to no ‘Old Head Bars’, struggling with his flow and looking to be a little bothered by Gwitty’s pretty modest interruptions, we’ve seen the usually on-point Reepah come way better than this.

Verdict: P.EZ (W) 1-0

Favorite line: P.EZ – “I’ll off you clown, hammer send you to another world, tossing portal rounds, or pistol whip and beat the Reepah, that’s death-defying, I’, immortal now!”

Quban defeats Reepah Rell

Recap: Dope, iBattle, 1-rounder between Quban and Reepah Rell is edged by the former who with a slightly more consistent and well-crafted array of spicy punchlines, stinging mayhem and wily personals, after going 1st is able to hold on and sneak past a pretty solid, but less potent turn by Mr. Old Head Bars.

Verdict: Quban (W) 1-0

Favorite line: Quban – “The fans counted me out, so many times, they ran outta fingers and toes, but I’m snatching my respect, a robbery, you knows how this goes, any wrong move and an Operation…I’m a light up the nose!”

Th3 Saga defeats Reepah Rell

Recap: Th3 Saga concludes his sterling 2019 with yet another dope performance, beating a pretty solid overall, but slightly inconsistent Reepah Rell with a boatload of potent death-themed rants, fire name flips, flexing religious-lit darts, fierce personals and plenty of jaunty punchlines to score a 30 in what was still a competitive 3-rounder from Kill Switch Battle League.

Verdict: Th3 Saga (W) 3-0

Favorite line: Th3 Saga – “Keep consistent, till Reepah twitching…like Halloween props!”

Reepah Rell defeats Optic Sightz

Recap: Feasting off a gang of stupendous name flips, some seismic wordplay, fire punchlines and performance-rich 4 bar setups, Reepah Rell easily this Premiere Rap Battle League 1-rounder from a confident and nice at times, but overall clearly overmatched lyrically Optic Sightz.

Verdict: Reepah Rell (W) 1-0

Favorite line: Reepah Rell – “What is this, Revenge of the Nerds?, because you winning this is absurd, nigga you need to take a seat, i know they gave Pat [points at himself[ Riley, knowing they can’t handle Heat!”

Reepah Rell defeats Jey The Nitewing

Recap: Recruiting festive gun lines, a gang of seismic punchlines (esp. during a sublime 1st round), endearing name flips/personals and a series of moody ‘old head’ bars, a consistently spicy Reepah Rell manages to beat the brakes off a versatile, but flow-challenged (including a 1st round choke) Jey The Nitewing in this Banned battle from URL. Nitewing, who started off with a bang before he fell apart midway during the 1st round and offered up plenty of heat with some roundhouse personals here and there in the 3rd, did manage to put forth a clean and imaginative 2nd to force a debatable turn there. But overall, the West-coast up-n-comer just couldn’t keep up with Rell’s synergy and residual haymakers in the opening and closing rounds.

Verdict: Reepah Rell (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Reepah Rell – “Watch your jaw nigger, first off I’ll hurt ya face, I get one punch in. you’ll see Nite [night] shift…I’m working late!

Eazy the Block Captain defeats Reepah Rell

Recap: Yeah, he can often be indirect with the bars, but Eazy the Block Captain’s requisite gritty trap talk, real life street narratives and visceral punchlines still work to make their mark. And in this 1-rounder versus Reepah Rell, with the addition of some fiery personals, the Block Captain’s more rigid rhymes are more than enough to beat back his less potent opponent.

Verdict: Eazy the Block Captain (W) 1-0

Favorite line: Eazy the Block Captain – “It’s a lesson in every bar, I’m just trying to get y’all nigga’s reacquainted, I’m probably one of the few battle rappers who ever living every picture that I done painted, the worst part about jail is when you and your girl arguing and the system say you got one minute remaining!”

Reepah Rell defeats Saint

Recap: Faced with the mostly basic punches of hometown fave Saint, a performance-heavy Reepah Rell uses a gang of sizzling name flips, righteous punchlines, some fiery wordplay and even a few witty personals to turn this 1-rounder from Premiere Rap Battle League into a haymaker-lit, 1-sided affair.

Verdict: Reepah Rell (W) 1-0

Favorite line: Reepah Rell – “Plus, you look like the faggot type, you probably watch re-runs of Magic Mike!”

Holmzie Da God defeats Reepah Rell

Recap: Gun bar drenched, name flip spazzing and punch-heavy battle between Holmzie Da God and Reepah sees the Loud Boyz capo use a more condensed turn to edge the first round before a turned up Reepah easily takes the 2nd. After two pretty exhilarating rounds, the deciding 3rd would be a bit of a let down from both battlers with some pontificating and filler meshed in their bars. Still, a more versatile and consistent Holmzie, who clearly seemed to want this battle more than his opponent, is able to dish enough heat for the win.

Verdict: Holmzie Da God (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Holmzie Da God – “I grip the can and be the bigger man and let it go, pistol with me till the gun crack, get beat in the head by the handle, yeah your nigger’s gonna die after you bro, but you gonna be the first to get led [lead] by example!”

Reepah Rell defeats Mackk Myron

Recap: A well-lit punch-fest between Mackk Myron and Reepah Rell stays close and competitive throughout with both battlers dishing hard shiners and other lyrical heaters that varied from sterling name flips to fierce personals to salacious wordplay to feelgood bravado to ample bouts of mayhem. Add to that a handful of rebuttals from Reepah along with a couple of freestyles from Mackk and the verdict here is a more intricate, (“Ill pull up with something in the coat like Hustle Man!”) punch-heavy and slightly more consistent Rell taking the first round, before Mackk edges the 2nd with a couple of dizzying (“Let Gwitty move while I’m fucking you up, he getting all the noise, I’ll put your face on his head like the Waterboy!”) haymakers that were clearly the best bars of the entire round. The deciding 3rd round saw a still witty and fiery Mackk get extra personal and blistering with extra might, but Reepah ends up taking the round and the win in the end with jocular/braggadocio stylings along with some dope wordplay/’Old Head Bars’ to pull off the vic.

Verdict: Reepah Rell (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Reepah Rell – “The biggest thing about you is being known for Will like a caveman!”

Sonny defeats Reepah Rell

Recap: ‘I’m not your friend!’, Apparently so, as Sonny uses some stinging personals, fiery gun bars and spitfire punchlines to beat a somewhat subdued and mostly average (for him anyway) Reepah Rell, thus pulling off a mild upset in this one-rounder from We Go Hard.

Verdict: Sonny (W) 1-0

Favorite line: Sonny – “I walk around with a .30 tho, been killing nigga’s with the same gun for years, so the burner gotta build up like a dirty stove!”

Reepah Rell defeats Riddles

Recap: No face-paint? No problem as Reepah Rell uses an assortment of fire ‘old head’ bars and stinging punchlines/set-ups to beat a too routine Riddles in this one-rounder from Gates of the Garden.

Verdict: Reepah Rell (W) 1-0

Favorite line: Reepah Rell – “You calling me a clown?, nigga’s always think it’s a circus until they see the sideshow [side show]!”

R Streetz defeats Reepah Rell

Recap: An eccentric, but hardbody R Streez uses a well-themed, ‘real rap shit’ 3rd round to break a tie and pull off a mild upset over the veteran Reepah Rell, who besides boasting a crazy (“You see me? Mister Unruly, big toolie, you’ll be under Streetz for being a clown, It movie!”) 2nd round, didn’t quite deliver on his usual, consistent offerings of exquisite wordplay in a close 1st (that btw, featured a pair of tits getting flashed: ‘Say it again!’) and an indisputable 3rd.

Verdict: R Streez (W) 2-1

Favorite line: R Streez – “Real nigga’s bars, playing chess with your cellmate, but he ain’t even your cellmate…you yelling out ‘Queen 6’ through the toilet bowl!”

Reepah Rell and Top Ten [Debatable]

Recap: Plenty of hardbody (“I made money off the Rock and the Diesel, I’m like The Fast and the Furious!”) bars from Top Ten speak with both flair and grit in this one-rounder against Reepah Rell, who after a bit of a slow start, shook the crowd with some stupendous wordplay and fiery schemes. Still, while Reepah might’ve dished more haymakers, a mid-round slip-up along with another, albeit  slighter slip in delivery later on, cost’s Rell the edge here.

Verdict: TIE

Favorite line: Reepah Rell – “I’m ready to rock, think Super Mario, we jumpig for coins, you ain’t gotta question the block!”

Reepah Rell defeats The Joker

Recap: Well, that was…weird, entertaining and I guess highly appropriate for a Halloween match. In a one-round battle of face-paint battlers that kind of reminded you of 80’s wrestling bouts, Reepah Rell and The Joker competitively go at it and bring the whole deck out. Reepah, while struggling with his flow a little bit here and there, still manages to impress what with salacious (“Let me change the pace, big gun, arrange his face, the Nina singing at Funeral…that’s Amazing Grace!”) wordplay, intricate set-ups and witty set-ups with stealth abandon. While Joker (coupled with a cameo appearance from his homie The Riddler) kept your attention with not only his colorful mask, but sporadic, yet heated (“Blow your face on the opposite side of Gwitty face, now you’re mismatched!”) punchlines along with a handful of hilarious “deadbeat bars” towards the end. All in all, a pretty good battle, with a way more consistent Reepah earning the win.

Verdict: Reepah Rell (W) 1-0

Favorite line: Reepah Rell – “I’m talking facelifts, all my nigga’s shoot, even my brother Drew [drew]…Everybody Hates Chris!”

Stuey Newton defeats Reepah Rell

Recap: Stifling gun bars, visceral punchlines/4-bar set-ups, piercing name flips and rigid street missives, in this West-coast Traffic 3 matchup versus Reepah Rell, a consistently spicy Stuey Newton brings out the whole kaboodle and beats back an opponent who came nice with a variety of punches (esp. during a close 1st round) for the most part, but in the latter rounds succumbed to a couple of slip-ups, which in turn led to shortened turns and eventually a 30 for Stuey.

Verdict: Stuey Newton (W) 3-0

Favorite line: Stuey Newton – “You be painting your face like a weird bitch, tell ya makeup artist that bullshit don’t enhance your rounds at all, I mean you got your moments in the paint but it’s not enough…Pau Gasol!”

Reepah Rell defeats Real Deal

Recap: A strong 3 rounds laced with nice (“I told him from the gate, I’ll do a number on him like a Holocaust tat!”) punches/angles and witty (“You worried about the next opponent, the next card, trying to create some views, homie, this custody battle is the real deal and it’s judged, you’re right, maybe I’ll pray for you!”) personals from Real Deal gets taken out by a stronger two rounds from Reepah Rell, who even without the face paint, displays (before slipping up immensely in the 3rd) a versatile barfest that featured fiery name flips, crazy (“There’s a reason I ain’t wear the paint, y’all thinking Deal could change the game, cool, I brought the poker face!”) wordplay, potent old head bars and seismic (“See, I ain’t gonna knock you for being a teacher, honestly that’s big for you, but now it’s teacher lounge, I brought the cig for you!”) punchlines to hold on for the win.

Verdict: Reepah Rell (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Reepah Rell – “You not fucking with my gunplay, ways of dying?, here’s one way, I toss a round in his cap…you playing music on the subway!”

Reepah Rell defeats Gutta

Recap: Able to confound his opponent with a dizzying array of repeatedly dope punchlines, stirring (“First he get a clip from the old ratchets…that’s Golden Girls!”) ‘old head bars’ and some crazy wordplay, for two rounds anyway, Reepah Rell takes advantage of his Gutta’s, at times nice, but way…too…slow…to…arrive punches and score a near 3-0, before Gutta’s distinct (“See, right now we on real nigga time and that’s…well past your curfew!”) comeuppance in the last round saves him from a very unpleasant return to the URL stage.

Verdict: Reepah Rell (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Reepah Rell – “I’m two-faced right?, so you was dead as soon as the coin flipped!”

Reepah Rell defeats Glueazy

Recap: This here is just how you like your PG’s–a fire and competitive battle from both sides that makes it hard to pick a winner. But a tighter flow and an edge on (“I’m a grimy cracker, pants sagging like a 90’s rapper!”) haymakers gives the gun-bar stalwart Glueazy round one, despite Reepah Rell possibly having the best bar of the round. Both battlers again stay (Glueazy: “I’m nice with it, I pull bitches like I’m light-skinned!”) consistently nice in round 2, but more points for Reepah for a more diverse turn that featured some filthy (“I hate this, now y’all gonna see a bald head pop, Everybody Hates Chris!”) wordplay, a richer performance, ill personals and potent set-ups. Tied going into the 3rd, one can’t help but note how Glueazy will often talk about his opponent’s bringing race angles into battle, but often be the first to do it himself….hmmm??? And that’s a little ironic when taking into account Reepah going there a handful of times in round 3, but also flexing with steely pontifications and fiery (“Ball raisers on the block?!, Please!!!, these nigga’s here fronting, he look like he spend his days chewing tobacco and deer hunting!”) punchlines to edge the round over a solid (“White boy, but the block love me, you Golddust, outside this ring, ya pop’s Dusty!”), but not-quite-as-nice turn by Glueazy.

Verdict: Reepah Rell (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Reepah Rell – “I’m up in the kid’s room, if I grip the K, I’m shooting all the kids at the same time…that’s Picture Day!”

Reepah Rell defeats Buddyfe

Recap: Tough one between (“Talking guns please, I never seen you with a nose, you like the Sphinx nigga!”) Reepah Rell and Buddyfe on the WeGoHard stage with each dishing a load of exquisite mayhem that got both their respective entourage’s and the crowd amped up. Each had a handful of haymakers, but with (“The next time I back out, it’s with the infra-red like retro 6’s!”) Buddyfe going way longer than his opponent did, the edge goes to a more condensed Reepah here.

Verdict: Reepah Rell (W) 1-0

Favorite line: Reepah Rell – “If I’m uncomfortable, [blowh!] a Pop will sit Bud down, I’m Cliff Huxtable!”

Reepah Rell defeats Bangz

Recap: A spitfire shitstorm of a 3rd (“They say we sound alike…son, I ain’t giving him props, I’m giving him shots, that’s an ignorant Pop!, ‘cuz it’ll RAISE a nigga!”; “I keep my enemies in arms reach, don’t ask me why I’m playing you close, breakfast is the most important part of the day, and we was out there playing with toast!”) round by Bangz, as he literally made every line count with superbly nimble wordplay that coincided with fierce punches from an assortment of angles. Still, after edging a close (Bangz: “As soon as I recognize him, I’ll turn my nose up at the Reepah, bitch I am death-defying!”, “This is like two yellow niggas scrapping, I’m trying to tell you how light the bout is”; Reepha Rell: “You feeling like the shit?, well picture this, I get a call to catch you right?, [you] with ya bitch, then I’ll use the llama…[pllaacck] steel offender Futarama!”; “Nigga I came from God, you complain to God, it’ll be nuthin’ to lighten up his face…Charlamagne da God!”) first round with exquisitely potent bar after bar along with seismatic set-ups/schemes and dominating the 2nd round with more sizzling name flips and repeated (“His face I gotsa lean, the way the pump cross will look like Constantine!”; “I’m here to see you throw the tray [.3] better…food fight!”; “You got a dirty mouth? ooohh [points hand like gun in air] I Aim that!!”) heat, it’s Reepah Rell who hangs on for the win in this dope Proving Grounds match.

Verdict: Reepah Rell (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Reepah Rell – “Ooooh this bitch is kinky, extended clip, watch the stairs, the shit look like a slinky!”

Reepah Rell defeats Luck Dollaz

Recap: Solid battle between Reepah Rell and Luck Dollaz is highlighted by Reepah’s fake slip-up in the 3rd round that was actually an acronym of his opponent’s name. Close match throughout, a more condensed and slicker with the wordplay Reepah takes the 1st before a pretty pedestrian turn in the 2nd allows for Dollaz to finesse his way to a tie. The deciding 3rd however, sees Reepah get back in his bag with more steely name flips and and jaunty punchlines to take it in the end.

Verdict: Reepah Rell (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Reepah Rell – “Y’all really thought I wasn’t nice with arms?, what the fuck he think?, I get excited if I hear bones shatter…this your Lucky break!”

J. Murda defeats Reepah Rell

Recap: Reepah Rell stayed competitive here, displaying some (“Fuck how you feel, hold still, me and my nigga’s in front of his crib holding cans like Hank..that’s King of the Hill!”) solid punches and crazy (“Early morning, you better break fast, I Pop Tarts, nothing to toast a square!”) wordplay throughout this turn in this one-rounder against J. Murda. But whether it’s accidentally shooting his own mother, spouting a fiery (“You nice with the bat, Ken Griffey?, well you’ll get .24 [twenty-four] with a kick!”) rebuttal or just dishing gritty (“I pass the hammer in the hood…the .4 [four] get around!”) performance bars that you could feel through the screen, it’s Murda who edges this one in the end.

Verdict: J. Murda (W) 1-0

Favorite line:  “I’m too much of an animal, I know a [Noah] nigga bolt when I storm through, why get Adam even [Eve] this bitch won’t take a bite out the wrong fruit!”

Reepah Rell defeats Teewhy

Recap: What with Beasley co-hosting, one could garner a pretty good guess as to what contributed to Teewhy and Reepah Rell both making it to the URL stage. That’s how fire and competitive this matchup was, with punches galore from both battlers, the required split of the first two rounds and a pretty fire and tight deciding 3rd–that’s usually the prerequisite for dope battle. A more condensed, performance/wordplay strutting and a bit harder (“Rocket, long as hell, you’d think that I pack Yao!”; “Everybody want to be a hero till they find out how much the Subway [sub weigh]!”) hitting overall Reepah takes the first, before Teewhy comes back in the later half of his 2nd round with some rapid heat and loud (“You giving a shot?, how generous, I want you to keep it!”; “I wet God…he Poseidon!”) haymakers that got him the edge there. 3rd round, as a whole, was yet another punchfest. But with Rell offering up not only some hard shiners, but more steely name flips and personals that deftly landed, his versatility over a solid, but a bit elongated turn by Teewhy gives the former the win.

Verdict: Reepah Rell (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Reepah Rell – “You could tell a nigger that never shot a gun round just happy making up gun sounds!”

Reepah Rell defeats B-Trillz

Recap: In what was indisputably a dogfight, Reepah Rell’s more consistently fiery (“B-Trillz, who?, better be still. a couple of bucks will take the braids off a nigga…Meek Mill’s!”) barbs, flaming gun lines and haymakers edges him round 1 and 3 against a steadily (“I’m addressing all these bitches the same, like they was bridesmaids!”) knocking, till he lost a little steam in the 3rd and deciding round, B-Trillz.

Verdict: Reepah Rell (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Reepah Rell – “Don’t this shit got you bugged?, that’s like when my gun blow, it’s escargot, a shell will pop and somebody will eat a slug!”,

Shotgun Suge defeats Reepah Rell

Recap: With a style and flow reminiscent of Rum Nitty, Long Island’s Reepah definitely came with it in this one-round matchup against Shotgun Suge–delivering a litany of flavorful (“So what, you big and fat, whoopee, nigga I will still hurt you, I throw beats like Harpo, Suge been singing like a bitch, not cuz his Color Purple”) punchlines, name flips and working (“You a bully but got spazzed on by a white kid, soccer mom”) jabs handmade with consistent aggression. Indeed, what with Reepah spitting heat for more than half the battle, a minor upset was ready for the taking. Too bad on this day Suge clearly wasn’t having that as Jersey’s favorite bully worked his 3 minutes to startling effect: rambunctious (” You ain’t on my level, I don’t get battles because they think I’m a terrorist”) shit-talking, potent gun bars, grimy street (“He brown skin now, he gonna be laying in his casket looking like Gucci man”) chatter and groundbreaking haymakers with nary a slip-up to pull out a close one.

Verdict: Shotgun Suge (W) 1-0

Favorite line:  Shotgun Suge – “I’m the type to hook a nigga if he slap box”

Reepah Rell defeats Mike P

Recap: Battle of a couple of Long Island’s best stays (Mike P: “Your stage presence match who you is, a bitch God, 5 bodies under my belt Rell, don’t be a 6th God!”) exhilarating, scheme-heavy and close throughout, with an elongated, but consistently (“I”m surprised you took this battle, ‘cuz the one you had with Chicago proved you got trouble dodging punches, but not for nothing this will be the first you seen Mike drop…Buster Douglas!”) fiery Reepah Rell taking the first, while Mike P edged the second with a more versatile (“Your crackhead baby mom’s ain’t that bad, I mean the next lane, but she kind look like Beyonce…when she was drugged out at the Nets game!”) line of fire as well as a higher bar quotient. Last round had them both spitting that (Mike P: “I got two .40’s, when they crack you won’t know English, No! two 40’s in my hand, get cracked with Old English!”) heat, but a slight slip-up from Mike and Rell’s more intense (“These cartoon-ass nigga’s, comedian nigga’s, they need to man up, ain’t no laughs with these punch lines, if you dead on the floor, how the fuck you gonna stand up [stand-up]!”) haymakers, gives the guy from Hempstead the win.

Verdict: Reepah Rell (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Reepah Rell – “See you, like a fan to me, nigga’s like you claim they got guns, but not saying a thing, you never had arms, you that hand from the Addams Family!”

Reepah Rell defeats Bonus

Recap: Too often slow to his punches during the 1st half of his round, Bonus takes awhile to really (“So many bags in the crib, the cops tried to hit me with a ticket to distribute!”) heat up, which ends up costing him in what was otherwise a solid challenge to Reepah Rell’s relentless and more consistent gun theme’s, hitting personals and otherwise (“I find funny that you name yourself Bonus, when you rarely win!”) witty wordplay.

Verdict: Reepah Rell (W) 1-0

Favorite line:  Reepah Rell – “I’m thinking Paul George, that’s the last time I heard Bone snap!”

Reepah Rell defeats July Streets

Recap: July Streets (He sings too!) brings enough vociferous (“That piece on that side kick like baby bop!”) heat to make for a debatable 2nd round, but other than that, couldn’t keep up with, much less handle Reepah Rell’s righteous (“I just figured I’d teach July, you know this summer school!”) name flips, stinging gun bars and fiery punchlines throughout the 1st and 3rd.

Verdict: Reepah Rell (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Reepah Rell – “Ain’t no turning back, when I’m pointing at Streets, I’m like a One Way, nigga!”

Reepah Rell defeats J.O

Recap: In this 3-rounder from We Go Hard, Reepah Rell and J.O. kick a lot of hood tales, braggadocio bars and mostly in the case of Reepah, some dope/witty punchlines with more versatility to his lines. For Reepah, a couple of multifaceted turns against an opponent who overall came with a load of filler, gets him rounds 1 and 3 for the win.

Verdict: Reepah Rell (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Reepah Rell – “I hope you hearing me ock, ‘cuz first you hearing the pop, then your top get pulled back, that’s a cereal box!”

Chess defeats Reepah Rell

Recap: Oversaturated with too many standard name flips/young’un lines as well as listless bars, while (“Your name Chess, you should know tonight, move with L’s!”) lit at times, overall Reepah Rell just can’t keep up with Chess’ more bountiful barrage of aggressive urban hijinks, a potent body scheme and cogent (“Hold the phone, I’ll let it ring even if it’s uncalled for!”) wordplay in this one-rounder from Colosseum Battle League.

Verdict: Chess (W) 1-0

Favorite line: Chess – “He think he a G, ummm he getting chewed…WinterFresh!”