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Reepah Rell defeats Bangz

Recap: A spitfire shitstorm of a 3rd (“They say we sound alike…son, I ain’t giving him props, I’m giving him shots, that’s an ignorant Pop!, ‘cuz it’ll RAISE a nigga!”; “I keep my enemies in arms reach, don’t ask me why I’m playing you close, breakfast is the most important part of the day, and we was out there playing with toast!”) round by Bangz, as he literally made every line count with superbly nimble wordplay that coincided with fierce punches from an assortment of angles. Still, after edging a close (Bangz: “As soon as I recognize him, I’ll turn my nose up at the Reepah, bitch I am death-defying!”, “This is like two yellow niggas scrapping, I’m trying to tell you how light the bout is”; Reepha Rell: “You feeling like the shit?, well picture this, I get a call to catch you right?, [you] with ya bitch, then I’ll use the llama…[pllaacck] steel offender Futarama!”; “Nigga I came from God, you complain to God, it’ll be nuthin’ to lighten up his face…Charlamagne da God!”) first round with exquisitely potent bar after bar along with seismatic set-ups/schemes and dominating the 2nd round with more sizzling name flips and repeated (“His face I gotsa lean, the way the pump cross will look like Constantine!”; “I’m here to see you throw the tray [.3] better…food fight!”; “You got a dirty mouth? ooohh [points hand like gun in air] I Aim that!!”) heat, it’s Reepah Rell who hangs on for the win in this dope Proving Grounds match.

Verdict: Reepah Rell (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Reepah Rell – “Ooooh this bitch is kinky, extended clip, watch the stairs, the shit look like a slinky!”