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Glueazy defeats Oace Spades

Recap: Apparently allergic to time limits, one gets the feeling upon watching this battle that (“I could let that pound hit him square in the middle, that’s how you hashtag him!”) Oace Spades could rap forever if you let him. Too bad, as Spades’ mostly a-ight bars throughout his elongated rounds leave you appreciating even moreso Glueazy’s rambunctious gun bars, fiending (“….but in the same breath I was taught to grip that razor, red beard, mask on, like I’m Big Van Vader!”) punchlines and witty personals throughout the latter’s 3 shorter, but still victorious rounds here.

Verdict: Glueazy (W) 3-0

Favorite line: Glueazy – “You remind me of Asics Spades, you wasted space!”