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Xcel defeats Moroney

Recap: Hosted by Chilla Jones, a quick one-rounder between Moroney and Xcel showcases Moroney’s ability to crack some nice (“And I’m chilling with your chicken, I’m a stick it in her throat, shortie made me cum [come] quicker than Christmas when ya broke!”) jokes, but also a desperate need to work on his flow/performance. All the while Xcel stays (“You ain’t a veteran, boy you just been here too long!”) nice during his turn with what’s essentially a sparring bout.

Verdict: Xcel (W) 1-0

Favorite line: Xcel – “Think Molly, you could get peeled for not knowing what I’m cut with!”

Moroney defeats 40 B.A.R.R.S.

Recap: Displaying some superb lyricism going all the way back to her Grind Time days here, 40 B.A.R.R.S, keeps it gritty, punch-heavy and competitive up until a 3rd round choke does her in to an onslaught of condensed, but extra funny personals from Moroney in this 3-rounder that also saw an early sighting of Chilla Jones.

Verdict: Moroney (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Moroney – “And no doubt, she got a bubble butt, she farts in the tub!”