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Pat Stay defeats Nils m/ Skils

Recap: Poor sportsmanship on the part of Pat Stay, unnecessarily touching his innocuous opponent Nils m/ Skils time and time again during the first two rounds, doesn’t take away from Pat’s myriad of witty punches, boastful shiners and stinging personals out-pointing the awkward and sometimes monotone, but understated style of Skils. That said, for those who didn’t appreciate Pat’s bullying tactics in this battle, it would only be a couple of years later before Pat got hit with some karma during his battle with Calicoe.

Verdict: Pat Stay (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Pat Stay – “He dives in feet first with a straight face when he jumps in the water!”

Nils m/ Skils defeats Uno Lavoz

Recap: Any judge who bases his vote on how the other judges voted (as the last guy did here) should never be allowed to vote again. That being said, Nims m/ Skillz win this one, a dope rebuttal game along with out-baring and (“Your mama shaves her pussy on the bus!”) out-joking a gritty (“My flow’s fresher than a baby that drowns in detergent”) at times, but overall inconsistent Uno Lavoz with relative ease throughout all three rounds, while making you wish the camera guy gave you at least one shot of just how good Nims’ girl actually looked.

Verdict: Nims m/ Skils (W) 3-0

Favorite line: Nims m/ Skils – “My plan was to beat you than fuck your girl…didn’t happen in that order”