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Real Deal defeats Lazy Eye

Recap: Going after opponent Lazy Eye exceptionally hard with the personals, but also mixing in some nice punches, metaphors/similes and name flips here and there, Real Deal does enough to edge his 4-bar punch bent, but mostly pedestrian New Zealand foe and get the win in this virtual one-rounder from 1OutsNZ.

Verdict: Real Deal (W) 1-0

Favorite line: Real Deal – “You ugly as fuck, bitches be in a midlife crisis at a Crossroads and still wouldn’t let Lazy fuck!”