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Bonnie Godiva defeats Lady Caution

Recap: In this gun-bar happy 3-rounder from Bullpen Battle League, a Bonnie Godiva who was never really on her A-game, still manages to score a 30 over a mostly pedestrian Lady Caution. The Yonkers, NY, femcee also mixing in a bunch of witty personals, aggressive/hitting punches and resident Tay Roc (Caution’s bf) name flips to handily outscore her opponent and earn the shutout.

Verdict: Bonnie Godiva (W) 3-0

Favorite line: Bonnie Godiva – “So pick a plot, ‘cuz as far as your bars, it isn’t hot, my nigga stop, in ten years you haven’t hit the top, you Jamie Foxx, bitch you don’t know if you sick or not!”

First Lady Flamez defeats Lady Caution

Recap: In this fire 1-rounder from Our Society Battle League, Lady Caution wigs with a gang of fiery gun bars, pent-up mayhem and hard-hitting punchlines/name flips. However, replete with a slightly more consistent and versatile plate of vicious schemes, stifling wordplay, wicked/cold calculated punches and jaunty name flips/personals of her own, it’s First Lady Flamez who edges this on for the win here.

Verdict: First Lady Flamez (W) 1-0

Favorite line: First Lady Flamez – “You had me fucked up for even taking this, sugar free , it ain’t sweet ’round here pimpin’, I’ll break a bitch, Napalm, Chloroform, homemade bombs, short list safer than me you should be playing with!”

Lady Caution defeats Jade

Recap: Dope 1-rounder from Our Society Battle League between Jade and Lady Caution sees both females score with a gang of gritty punchlines, syrupy street riddims/gun bars, slick personals/name flips and fiery wordplay/similes. A close one with little room for error, it’s a slightly clearner-flowing and consistent Caution who edges the win.

Verdict: Lady Caution (W) 1-0

Favorite line: Lady Caution – “This pole clap, empty the whole strap, get dome cracked, that squiggly line on a respirator will go flat!”

Fendi defeats Lady Caution

Recap: The rare (or possibly the only) opponent who didn’t use a single Tay Roc bar on Lady Caution since she started dating the ‘Gun Bar King’, Fendi proves her lyrical mettle again what with a gang of word association arm-twisters and other flexing punchlines/name flips to score more than enough haymakers for a the win over her heat-spicy, but less consistently lit opp in this 1-rounder from She Go Hard.

Verdict: Fendi (W) 1-0

Favorite line: Fendi – “Your name Caution?, Fendi flow dangerous, puts a whole new definition to warning labels!”

Yoshi G defeats Lady Caution

Recap: Against a flow-challenged Lady Caution who may need to put as much diligence into her preparation as she does her wardrobe choices, on this No Holds Barred 3 card from URL/QOTR Yoshi G puts forth her most versatile, consistently spicy and pissed off effort ever. Everyone’s favorite thot getting busy from jump with an elongated, but scorching 3 rounds of rigid wordplay, fiery schemes, mocking/biting personals, killer name flips (on Caution and her bf Tay Roc), prideful/salacious thot bars and aggressive/hard-hitting punchlines to land a 30 piece on an opponent she’d long held a grudge against.

Verdict: Yoshi G (W) 3-0

Favorite line: Yoshi G – “You bitches bore me, ‘You need to stop doing thot bars’, then you out-whore me!”

Lady Caution defeats Rio

Recap: There’s two Rio’s?! Anyway, solid showing by Rio who with a bunch of righteous punchlines and earnest street rhythmn’s in this 1-rounder from GOTG, should get another plate or two. But a Lady Caution without any hiccups flow-wise, much less on her shit with a gang of boastful barns, sizzling punchlines/name flips and ready-for-that-action gun bars gets this one easy.

Verdict: Lady Caution (W) 1-0

Favorite line: Lady Caution – “Clap you as soon as we see you…mosquito!”

Coffee Brown defeats Lady Caution

Recap: Plenty of fiery gun bars, gift-wrapped mayhem and gritty punchlines make for a dope back-n-forth between Coffee Brown and Lady Caution here on URL’s Civil War card. But outside of being a little elongated in the early rounds, it’s the more consistently hitting and overall spicier with the name flips and personals Ms. Brown who handily takes rounds 1 and 3 (call the 2nd debatable) for the win.

Verdict: Coffee Brown (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Coffee Brown – “Roc, I stand this man’s ways, this a broke ho, nobody want this Lady in man cave!”

Ms. Miami defeats Lady Caution

Recap: The bars are always there. But once again displaying a lack of preparation via slip-ups and a super costly 3rd round choke, in an otherwise brazen battle that was spicy and mayhem-lit with the punches through and through, Lady Caution’s final round blunder would serve as the difference in losing this 3-rounder to Ms. Miami.

Verdict: Ms. Miami (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Ms. Miami – “Don’t ever play with my money, you’ll end up on the wrong side of my mood swings!”

Robin Rhymes defeats Lady Caution

Recap: From QOTR, Robin Rhymes still needs to work on her delivery, one too many shots at Tay Roc might’ve cost her in the end and for all that insistence at going first to start the battle, how ironic it is that her opener was her weakest round. Still, a much stronger punch/name flip/personal game in rounds 2 and 3 by Robin combined with a 3rd round choke from Lady Caution, allows the Texas battler to take both of the latter rounds for the win.

Verdict: Robin Rhymes (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Robin Rhymes – “Hell, a tranny didn’t wanna suck your nigga dick and you was the next best thing!”

Pristavia defeats Lady Caution

Recap: Getting busy with a gang of spicy punchlines, thematic bars on Christian rappers with gun bars, brazen personals and slices of lyrical warfare just in case you don’t appreciate her pen, Pristavia beats back the hard street rhymes and festering mayhem from Lady Caution to take rounds 1 and 3 for the win in this 3-rounder from Gates of the Garden.

Verdict: Pristavia (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Pristavia – “Caution tape the scene, I outline ’em like a syllabus!”

Young Gattas defeats Lady Caution

Recap: Huge get for Gates of the Garden, having the likes of a returning-to-battle-rap Young Gattas on their stage after a long hiatus from the scene. And in this 1-rounder versus a pretty solid and consistently gritty Lady Caution, Gattas handles her business without an ounce of rust, verbally assaulting her opponent with an exquisite barrage of spicy punchlines/gun bars, some sizzling wordplay, scorching personals and piercing 4-bar setups for the win.

Verdict: Young Gattas (W) 1-0

Favorite line: Young Gattas – “I’m armed with two sticks like a fucking snowman!”

Lexcee Baby defeats Lady Caution

Recap: Flexing throughout with a gang of brazen punchlines, witty personals, some rigid wordplay/schemes and head-ringing /gun bars/hometown heat, for 3 rounds Milwaukee battler Lexcee Baby puts an absolute hurting on a gritty, but lyrically over-matched Lady Caution and scores a 30 in this bout from Barz N Brastrapz.

Verdict: Lexcee Baby (W) 3-0

Favorite line: Lexcee Baby – “Cause a scene and I’ll shoot the movie…that’s a bootleg!”

Viixen The Assassin defeats Lady Caution

Recap: Both Viixen The Assassin and Lady Caution keep it competitive while bringing out the fiery gun bars, frequent mayhem and hardbody punches for this 3-round QOTR “Sparring Sessions” battle. But outside of a debatable 2nd round, the more consistently spicy and simile-rich Viixen takes rounds 1 and 3 for the win.

Verdict: Viixen The Assassin (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Viixen The Assassin – “If that red beam on than I’m aiming to kill, you ever meet a mean white bitch?, well tonight I’m Cruella Deville!”