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M. Ciddy defeats PH

Recap: Considering how long he’s been around you’d think a veteran like PH would know better than to underestimate a quality opponent like M. Ciddy. Or maybe that “If he wins I’ll retire” line at the beginning of this battle was just a joke…yeah, that’s it. Anyway, displaying how a little research can go a long way against an opponent during a battle match, Ciddy breaks down PH’s whole rap/battle career, disrespectfully refers to him by his old moniker and adds rudimentary (“My bars die Namek [dynamic] like Piccolo’s death”) bars on top to show his mettle, much less prove in this battle rap game that he’s not to be played with. PH used some crazy name flips, heavy (“If Jay-Z were to witness my writtens, he’d pop a Molly stop rocking Tom Fords”) bars and personals to edge the 3rd round, but by then it was too late.

Verdict: M. Ciddy (W) 2-1

Favorite line:  M. Ciddy – “Hell, you 40 on Cam like the Diplomats”

PH defeats Dizaster

Recap: An OT battle just because the fans requested it?!? Well, that’s Grind Time for ya. Still, thank goodness PH (who I thought edged it in regulation, 2-1) came prepared for the extra round, continuing to deliver stinging (“Eyebrow hair so fucking think, one raised eyebrow could raise roofs”) jokes, personals and punchlines to beat out Dizaster’s constant aggression, but inconsistent execution, storytelling bars and wordplay.

Verdict: PH (W) OT

Favorite line: PH – “I seen cyclones and tornadoes destroy everything in they path, you’re more like a handheld fan, a silent fart out a fat bitch’s ass”