No Bias. No Narratives.
Recap: Back on his grind with that mischievous wordplay, flashy gun semantics and rich metaphors he’s known for, a more consistently spicy Jakkboy Maine dispenses with enough heat to take this 1-rounder from a gritty, but also topsy-turvy King H.
Verdict: Jakkboy Maine (W) 1-0
Favorite line: Jakkboy Maine – “Lions, tires, bears, you think one of them the king of the jungle…nope, then I swing back ‘cuz the true King of the Jungle came from off the ropes!”
Recap: One would expect a guy who names himself ‘Murda’ to talk about plenty of…murder. And with a gang of raucous 4-bar punches, graphic strings of mayhem, fiery gun bars and flippant personals, B-more’s Murda lives up to his name with more than enough consistently hard-hitting bars (esp. during an epic round 1) to beat back a gritty, but much less nuanced and underwhelming till the 3rd round King H.
Verdict: Murda (W) 3-0
Favorite line: Murda – “Battling this little nigga got me grip type hot, ‘cuz I’m the reason ya shit might drop…bitch, you the reason might not!”
Recap: Surviving an early slip-up the gritty stylings of King H get better as the battle proceeds, but too many salacious gun bars and potent punchlines/name flips from a more condensed Holmzie Da God gets the Loud Bioy the win here in this 1-rounder from Gates of the Garden.
Verdict: Holmzie Da God (W) 1-0
Favorite line: Holmzie Da God – “I’m on his block, with a banana clip, looking for H&M, the coolest monkey in the jungle!”
