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Soul Khan defeats Aspire

Synopsis: I don’t know what Soul Khan was talking about at the end there, with lame lines like “The only time he gets props is in a novelty store”, a weak SK impression and mistaking ‘Juliette Lewis’ with ‘Julianne Moore’, Aspire didn’t have nearly enough in his arsenal to beat SK here. Ignore the OT.

Verdict: Soul Khan

Favorite line: Soul Khan – “You’re so pussy those ain’t sideburns, they’re matching landing strips”