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Th3 Saga defeats Impact

Recap: Don’t Flop battle between Th3 Saga and Impact goes just about the way Saga predicted it, with his opponent using half of his bars on religious angles and Saga’s old porn addiction. Still, while Impact was able to use the previously mentioned themes to deliver on some witty punches and nifty personals in a more condensed 2nd round to edge that turn, his bent for filler and oft-pedestrian bars along with a more versatile Saga dishing a slew of mayhem-inducing lines, steely punchlines/name flips and some fiery schemes with mixed in with religious flair, proved to be enough to take the 1st and edge the 3rd for the vic.

Verdict: Th3 Saga (W)

Favorite line: Th3 Saga – “You packing the 5th or you in the car trying to stretch for the slammy, boy I’ll black with the fist or leave packed in the whip like a Mexican family!”

Tech 9 defeats Impact

Recap: An easy 3-0 for Tech 9 who for the most part stayed consistent with wicked punchlines, lofty personals and rambunctious (“Gangsta?!? You don’t even look like you drink and drive!”) comedy relief. The UK’s Impact, who did dish some (“You’re the only URL battler without ‘lyrical’ in his introduction”) shiners here and there, may want to lessen his elongated set-ups and cut down on the corny /jokes/filler next time he takes on a legend making a comeback.

Verdict: Tech-9 (W) 3-0

Favorite line: Tech-9 – “I’m a legend, you should take a picture with me!”