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Tech 9 defeats Impact

Recap: An easy 3-0 for Tech 9 who for the most part stayed consistent with wicked punchlines, lofty personals and rambunctious (“Gangsta?!? You don’t even look like you drink and drive!”) comedy relief. The UK’s Impact, who did dish some (“You’re the only URL battler without ‘lyrical’ in his introduction”) shiners here and there, may want to lessen his elongated set-ups and cut down on the corny /jokes/filler next time he takes on a legend making a comeback.

Verdict: Tech-9 (W) 3-0

Favorite line: Tech-9 – “I’m a legend, you should take a picture with me!”