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Gunpowder Patt defeats Burke Bucs

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Recap: Close one here between Gunpowder Patt and Burke Bucs. But after a very subpar showing in his last battle versus Your Honor, Patt gets back in his bag of witty punches/schemes, mocking personals, fiery schemes and bullish performance bars to edge the only round that was decisive: the 2nd (between a debatable 1st and 3rd) against a Bucs who was gritty, heat-ready and even displayed some wit throughout, but couldn’t quite match his opponent’s potency in the middle round.

Verdict: Gunpowder Patt (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Gunpowder Patt – “Dome shot him, I’ll cave in his whole noggin’, trigger-finger have Roc spinning like a Globetrotter!”

Nunn Nunn defeats Burke Bucs

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Recap: Back from a short retirement, Nunn Nunn uses a more consistent pen, (“One shell, I’ll kill him, crazy as fuck, that’s one Buc [buck], like Smokey’s mom, I’m a make it enough!”) heavy-handed/versatile punchlines, steely mayhem and some tailor-made Cave Gang personals/name flips to beat back a cadence-lit and rapidly (“I said, you brought your bitch to jump Ave, my nigga that’s dead lame, lead bang, I’ll hit his shin like a bed frame!”) punch heavy (including a spitfire 2nd round), but slip-up prone Burke Bucs in what was otherwise a pretty solid battle from Smack/URL.

Verdict: Nunn Nunn (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Nunn Nunn – “But I get it, I’m white, I’m from the South, I live in a trailer, I can’t front for y’all, I am a redneck, with this rifle I could put Bucs head on a fucking wall!”

Burke Bucs defeats Zay Smoove

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Recap: Providing glistening commentary on the consequences for all those who stand in the way of his perpetual mayhem, but also dishing some feisty punchlines and piercing name flips along the way, a way more consistently nice Burke Bucs has an easy time beating back the overall less potent bars from Zay Smoove in this 1-rounder from GOTG.

Verdict: Burke Bucs (W) 1-0

Favorite line: Burke Bucs – “Next battle you better work out, I’m at his neck like a crew sweater, he Elroy and I’m George, trying to teach my son how to levitate in this new era!