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Charron defeats Surgeon General

Recap: After getting out-punched by a gritter and witty Surgeon General in round 1, assisted by a hilarious football coach impression of his opponent, some piercing personals, a couple of nice rebuttals and a subpar S.G., Charron mounts a blistering enough comeback to take the latter two rounds for the win.

Verdict: Charron (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Charron –  “You claiming you a thug and you clapping all the 9’s, the only time you clap is when you reacting to your own lines!”

Dizaster defeats Surgeon General

Recap: Surgeon General’s aggressive and at times witty personals gets him off to a hot start here against Dizaster, but halfway through his choice to lean on more lyrical darts hurts in the end as the General’s oft-pedestrian bars in both the 3rd and 4th rounds allows Diz’s already bodacious (“You threaten kids on the Net, but you never end up scrapping, the punchlines are like your punches in real life…they both never happen!”) rants and other eccentric boasts/punches to easily take the latter rounds for the win.

Verdict: Dizaster (W) 3-1

Favorite line: Surgeon General – “I saw you in the car you’re in, you and Illmaculate battle look like Bert and Ernie arguing!”