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Charron defeats Juan

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Recap: Strong (tho, a little bit much on the pontificating, esp. in round 3), pretty punch-heavy and witty showing by Juan gets beat back by a more consistently punch-spazzing, storytelling, wordplay-rich, comical and rebuttal/personal-bent Charron in the latter rounds for the win in this competitive 3-rounder from Don’t Flop.

Verdict: Charron (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Charron – “It’s easy to write for Charron, so many angles to pick for me, [but] you’re like my internet after watching porn…no history!”

Uno Lavoz defeats Juan

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Recap: Some battles are not for the sensitive types and this one between Uno Lavoz and Juan certainly fit the category. While both battlers went ham with the jokes (Uno: “And your teeth are big as shit. how much wood could a Juan Juan chuck?”), personals (Juan: “It’s Juan and Uno Lavos, they got this fella to battle me, all we need no wis Carlos and Pedro and we could start our own Mexican battle league”) and punchlines to split the first two rounds, it’s Uno’s over-the-top freestyle (“Wanna know how I know you’re a faggot? That’s your girlfriend…”) taken out on an apparent tranny in the crowd in addition to some downright mean Jewish jokes that gets him a some might say…controversial win.

Verdict: Uno Lavoz (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Uno Lavoz – “He’s racist, don’t fucking believe him, I mean the only black friends he has is the Jewish people that survived the oven treatment”