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Skates defeats Haixian

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Recap: This latest PG matchup is a standard gun-bar fest between Haixian and Skates, who both use aggressive and well-aimed darts/punchlines to split the first two rounds before Haixian falters a bit with a shortened and pedestrian turn in the deciding 3rd, while Skates keeps up the live action, using boastful punches and hardbody set-ups to easily take the round and the win.

Verdict: Skates (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Skates – “Dipshit, big shit, flip whips, I’m Derek Fisher with Matt Barnes’ wife!”

DNA defeats Haixian

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Recap: In between struggling with his flow at times, former Proving Grounds denizen Haixian displays a bit of the (“You know the type of shit that you in stupid?, I got a dog [points hand like a gun]…but when you inside my yard, the fence [defense] useless!”) talent that warranted him getting a PG. But after Haixian pretty much choked away his shot an upset over DNA, the Queens, NYC emcee goes ham, dispensing fiery gun bars, wicked (“Y’all named this event ‘All Eyes On Me’?, well I could relate to that, ‘cuz after taking out Law’s crew, we getting Haixian [Haitian] jacked!”) punchlines and righteous name flips with relentless abandon to easily take this one-rounder from Do Or Die Battle League.

Verdict: DNA (W) 1-0

Favorite line: DNA – “Y’all all got to see what I did to Danja, his streak couldn’t make it last, I mean I hate to brag, but didn’t you just see your partner cooked in a suit?, that’s Breaking Bad!”

Haixian defeats Teewhy

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Recap: An aggressive, (“You’re 22, a grown man, your mother want you out of her home!”) scheme-heavy Haixian splits the first two rounds with (“Keg stand, this bitch get lifted upside down with a barrel in a mouth!”; “All the DMV good for is taking head shits when they giving you plates!”) rapid puncher/performance-feen Teewhy in this PG battle from URL/Smack. Leaving it to the 3rd to decide matters, while Teewhy’s educational-themed bars made their points, it’s Haixian who switches up with a more consistently (“Head wound, what you ain’t peep the line?, this fake cake getting his ass shot for being a week behind!”) nice bar/punch-fest to take it in the end.

Verdict: Haixian (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Haixian – “We set him up, told this nigga to get in the ride, my partner told don’t kill him, we letting him slide, he got out, then I got out, Tee mind is two seconds behind…[BOW!!!], he don’t know he dead, Tee mind is two seconds behind!”

Mike P defeats Haixian

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Recap: With each battler dropping crazy punchlines and (Mike P: “Respect ya jaw, or I’m throwing Haixian off a wide cliff, side bitch…set it up, ironic I’m telling Haixian [Haitian] where my bouletVerdict: Mike P (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Mike P – “What amounts to fame, ‘cuz some of you gas fuckers hype, Y’all miss that Super Smash Brothers life…where being at 110% can actually get you kicked out the game!”

Haixian defeats Pro Verb

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Recap: Bar-wise, Pro Verb’s witty (“Weapons drawn? you run uo the stairs and get your Precious on, running right behind Zone, like you Megatron!”) versatility is able to keep up with Haixian steady combo oi potent schemes and flexing (“I aim high, so I had to take it down, before you can move, you’ll get capped, how the graduation sound?!”) wordplay. However, Pro Verb’s flow, which was interrupted by a handful of slip-ups, ends up costing him the win in what was otherwise a pretty good battle.

Verdict: Haixian (W) 1-0

Favorite line: Haixian – “All I had was a .22, but I put it in front of you, now you Gwitty, some weak shit got you dying in the crowd!”

Haixian defeats Quban

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Recap: Three scintillating, punch-heavy rounds by Haixian that were also delivered extra spicy when it came to wordplay, were enough to beat a solid and gritty, but also (except for round 3, where he scored a debatable) topsy-turvy Quban in this 3-rounder from Bar Bendas Rap Battle League.

Verdict: Haixian (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Haixian – “Like a razor blade in prison, I’ll sneak him in the mouth!”

Haixian defeats Gquban

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Recap: Some riveting punchlines, fiery bars and an opponent, Gquban, who was mostly in over his head, allows Haixian to overcome a wasted 2nd round and still score a 3-0.

Verdict: Haixian (W) 3-0

Favorite line: Haixian – “But what you gonna do Baby Boy, when them shells is spitting? We’d [weed] be up all up in the garden like Melvin did it!”

Haixian defeats E Ty

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Recap: E Ty with an unorthodox delivery and hyper flow, made for some comedic (“He the type to get excited every Columbus Day!”) moments. But it’s the versatile and aggressive schemes of Haixian that end up easily taking this one-rounder.

Verdict: Haixian (W) 1-0

Favorite line: Haixian –  “I got a sub machine and my .38 special like custom jeans!”