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Henry Bowers defeats Passwurdz

Recap: Swedish battle rapper Henry Bowers uses a variety of nifty punchlines, witty shiners, a couple of nice rebuttals and some lofty personals to beat back a mostly subpar and seemingly just happy-to-be-there Passwurdz in this 3-rounder from O-Zone Battles Uptown.

Verdict: Henry Bowers (W) 3-0

Favorite line: Henry Bowers – “Sure, I painted my face green, but your’s is green of envy!”

Dizaster defeats Henry Bowers

Recap: A 3-round battle lit with personals, it’s the beard barbs and Arab jokes that especially standout in this raucous match between Dizaster and Henry Bowers. But in the first couple of rounds, it’s a more consistent with the punches, haymaker-spouting and rebuttal-dishing Dizaster who takes each one for the win, before a more punch-worthy Bowers easily takes the 3rd.

Verdict: Dizaster (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Dizaster – “That thing on your face is so hideous, I don’t even know why you’re so proud of it, you’re not even a human with a beard, you’re just a bread with a human growing out of it!”