No Bias. No Narratives.
Recap: 2-rounder from ColoradoRap sees Dizaster use a gang of off-the-dome heat, witty personals and corrosive punchlines to easily beat back Detour’s rapid, but mostly pedestrian punchlines, sheer mayhem and a 2nd round that has to be one of the longest in battle rap history.
Verdict: Dizaster (W) 2-0
Favorite line: Dizaster – “Every move that you maneuver with, you look like a fucking computer glitch!”
Recap: T-Rex scoops up that out-of-state money with relative ease, showing off his ‘vet flow’ with a nice mix of braggadocio (“Ask about Rex, I been hard, besides rap, sliding in and out them hoes back like a sim card”) rhymes and gritty punchlines, to score a win over local spitter Detour, who was clearly better at the jokes than he was the bars.
Verdict: T-Rex (W) 1-0
Favorite line: T-Rex – “He ain’t ready for all that, I’m Michael Vick I bring the cameras right where I buried your dog at”
