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Hollaluyah Jones defeats Lootchi

Recap: Perhaps Dunsh, but other than him dare you to say there’s a more entertaining battle rapper these days than Hollaluyah Jones. The Queens, NY battler singing, exploiting his Wyclef connection, getting spicy with the personals, providing boisterous and witty storytelling and spouting a gang of piercing name flips/punchlines towards opponent Lootchi (who gave a subpar at times, but earnest, aggresive and hardbody effort throughout his turn) for one round on We Go Hard and earning the win.

Verdict: Hollaluyah Jones (W) 1-0

Favorite line: Hollaluyah Jones – “And your bitch a thot too, I really, really, really popped it, you need to really, really stop it, big pussy hole, felt like putting my hand in a hoodie pocket!”

Bill Collector defeats Lootchi

Recap: From We Go Hard, a couple of dope impressions and a gang of righteous heat from Lootchi still wasn’t enough to beat back a versatile Bill Collector, who when he wasn’t dropping some fire freestyles, scored left and right with a plethora of winsome punchlines, witty barbs, stinging performance bars/set-ups and even some rigid wordplay to get the win in this fiery 1-rounder.

Verdict: Bill Collector (W) 1-0

Favorite line: Bill Collector – “I’ll catch you while you playing 2K, playoff shit, and start fucking up your game like I’m J.R. Smith!”