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Hitman Holla defeats Bonkaz

Recap: Hitman Holla doesn’t do much, withstanding some antiquated bars and even failing to do one of his noted remixes here against UK rapper Bonkaz. But thanks to some rich performance (“I’m on the 7 looking for him, bandanna on the scope, I’ll cook till you melt, I’ll get to flagging down whips like I’m looking for help!”) bars and frenzied schemes as well as a delivery-challenged, monotone opponent who didn’t offer much in the way of crazy wordplay much less dope bars, it’s a pretty easy one-round win nonetheless for Holla.

Verdict: Hitman Holla (W) 1-0

Favorite line: Hitman Holla –  “Man, I’ll play hide-n-seek with your body, it’ll b e ike World’s War tho times two, you’ll be so lost the cops fuck around and locate a dragonball before they fidn you!”