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Danny Myers defeats Caine Marko

Recap: After putting up with 8 or so minutes of mostly average lines and definitive reaches from Indiana rapper (“Where I’m from, niggas like Gina from Martin, ‘cuz when they grab the biscuit, they know it’s Payne [pain]”) Caine Marko, Danny Myers literally gets biblical, handing down wild (“Read the letters, I’ll have his DNA leaking forward…AND backwards!”) haymakers, righteous name flips and prophetic (“I’m a sign of hope, see men [semen] wasn’t supposed to see me, but the condom broke!”) wordplay with enough moral fortitude that Mr. Marko may want to think about another hobby.

Verdict: Danny Myers (W) 1-0

Favorite line: Danny Myers – “I’ll shoot your baby right in front of you, I’m with that action nigga, the pain for your child is in intervals….that’s a contraction, nigga!”