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Jai 400 Block defeats Pharoah

Recap: In this stirring one-rounder from WeGoHard, both (“Check the pamphlet, ever since this match was booked, I asked the army ‘Is bro sure [brochure]?'”) Pharoah and (“These clips back-to-back…this my slide show!”) Jai spit a load of hot, fiery bars that more than landed hard on their mark. But it’s Pharoah, who spat twice as long as his opponent (and only stopped due to the timekeeper) did, who ended up leaving himself a little more room for filler…and that, along with Jai being a little more empahtic with his punches, pretty much turns out to be the difference-maker.

Verdict: Jai (W) 1-0

Favorite line: Jai – “Don’t get hooked up to IVs for nuthin’…Roman Numeral!”

Steams defeats Pharoah

Recap: First, props to Pharoah for the fire Nia Long jogging performance bar (a beautiful scene that over the years hasn’t quite gotten the love it deserves when you consider the shitload of Friday lines you’ve heard in battles). Other than that this 1-rounder was all Steams, who beats back a solid showing by his opponent with a raucous turn that featured spitfire punchlines, salacious name flips, rigid personals and some robust wordplay.

Verdict: Steams (W) 1-0

Favorite line: Steams – “Pharoah just here watching a star like his ancestors!”