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G Lowe defeats Sleepy Haze

Recap: The very loud and raucous stylings of Sleepy Haze are able to score here and there with some witty barbs and astute punches. But in this 1-rounder BattleRap Society, too many pedestrian bars from Haze and G Lowe’s nifty, but still potent punch, personal and gun bar/name flip game are enough to silence any blowback.

Verdict: G Lowe (W) 1-0

Favorite line: G Lowe – “Bitch, I’m lead gripping and you gets no attention…Meg Griffin!”

Chef Trez defeats Sleepy Haze

Recap: Good thing a consistently (“You asked for this shit, now you killed by your dad, a sleepy nigga tried to cross the road and got killed by a jag!”) nice with his Chef Trez got to go first in this one-rounder from Spit Dat Heat, as Sleepy Haze’s lackluster bars would’ve literally had everyone in a slumber by the time it was Trez’s turn. That said, props to Milton Bloe tho for making Haze feel like he even belonged on the same stage with his clearly superior opponent.

Verdict: Chef Trez (W) 1-0

Favorite line: Chef Trez – “Now I ain’t saying you light, but as far as you being nice, I’m ain’t convinced at all, I’ll split his jaw, stand up and lean Sleepy like I’m drifting off!”