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Dizaster defeats MR. ET

Synopsis: Clearly MR. ET had no idea what he was getting into as his generic bars were no match for Dizaster’s name flips, personals, freestyles and all-around shit-talking.

Verdict: Dizaster (W) 2-0

Favorite line: Dizaster – “You ain’t really hype with the goons, faggot go fly a bike over a moon!”