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Bones Brigante defeats Rosenberg Raw

Recap: A load of slept-on (“He ain’t really bout that smoke, he on some hookah shit!”) bars gets Rosenberg Raw the second round, but too many bully bars, fiending (“You look like an Action Bronson action figure, but you ain’t about that action!”) jokes and hitting personals from veteran battle rapper Bones Brigante in the 1st and 3rd rounds easily gets him the win here.

Verdict: Bones Brigante (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Bones Brigante – “You from a Jewish family and your daddy owns a business, he would’ve passed it on to you, but you keep fucking with these niggas!”

Midwest Miles defeats Bones Brigante

Recap: In front of a sometimes hostile Detroit crowd, Bones Brigante deserves credit for getting off all his bars. But the truth is that even in front of neutral crowd, this one would’ve been a wash. That explains the difference between Midwest Miles’ mostly potent punchlines, feelgood ‘106 & Park’ personals and witty set-ups versus the mostly elementary bars that Bones was spitting. All said, there’s no bias in saying that this was just a walk in the park for Miles.

Verdict: Midwest Miles (W) 3-0

Favorite line: Midwest Miles – “I used to be a fat nigga with that white girl getting money…call that my Blind Side!”